Tuesday, March 14, 2006

"Presiding judge at Missouro Eighth Circuit issued an order stating the court clerk would now reject pleadings and motions containing illegible signatures."
  • But here's the best part - he signed it illegibly!
  • Since it is illegible it can be ignored
  • But the right to ignore is only valid if the order is valid. Therefore it cannot be ignored.
  • Get Mudd's robots on the line.


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Mike Wallace of "60 Minutes" to retire ... Wallace has been on 60 Minutes since its debut -- in 1968


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World War 2 Photographs In Color


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The Most Unfortunate Names In Sports


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Isaac Hayes quits South Park over Scientology slurs


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Kevin Federline says if his rap CD fails, he'll be a stripper


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Phoebe Cates Nabs Burglar


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Conan O'Brien's latest quotables:
  • "Earlier today, President Bush flew to New Orleans. There was an awkward moment when the President looked around and said, 'Oh, my God, what the hell happened here?'"
  • "A new book is coming out about Barry Bonds' alleged steroid use and one of the steroids the book accuses Bonds of using is normally given to cattle. When reached for comment, Bonds said, 'Moo.'"
  • "Today David Hasselhoff pleaded 'no contest' to a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol. Police suspected Hasselhoff was driving under the influence because his talking car was slurring its words."


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The trailer (R-rated) from Three, an erotic thriller otherwise known as The Billy Zane Sinking Ship Tetrology, Part IV (Dead Calm, Cleopatra, Titanic, Three).
  • This is the film which Zane tried to block legally. Lots of nudity from Kelly Brook


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The trailers and a clip from Day Watch (The sequel to Night Watch)


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A clip from The Science of Sleep
  • In director Michel Gondry's, "The Science of Sleep," life seems to be looking up for shy and withdrawn Stephane (Gael GarcĂ­a Bernal) when he is coaxed to return to his childhood home with the promise of a job...in the mundane world of copy setting. Wildly creative, his fanciful and sometimes disturbing dream life constantly threatens to usurp his waking world. Stephane is quickly drawn to his neighbor, Stephanie (Charlotte Gainsbourg) whose imagination easily matches his own. As their relationship blossoms, the confidence Stephane exudes in his dreams begins bleeding over into his real life. Unable to bear the prospect of a waking world without Stephanie's love, and with no satisfying solutions coming out of his dream world, Stephane faces a dilemma he may not be able to depend on the science of sleep to help him solve.


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"What's so funny ...
Comedians talk about comedy at recent Aspen festival"


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"KEN LAY CLAIMS COCONUT FELL ON HEAD, CAUSING AMNESIA" ... Controversial "Gilligan Defense" Makes Debut at Enron Trial


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Nicollette Sheridan to marry "no-talent assclown", thus proving herself even more desperate than her character.


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Kate Moss buys a $350, 24 carat vibrator, the legendary instrument which the conquistadors called "el dildo d'oro"


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Travolta, J-Lo offered roles of JR and Sue Ellen in film version of 'Dallas'


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Colin Farrell-Playboy pinup sex tape fight still alive


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Colbert talks to satirist Christopher Buckley


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Colbert Report: "Stereotypes are the best tools we have to feel good about ourselves."


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Stephen Colbert discusses Mad Magazine's Al Jaffee


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The Colbert Report computers become the first to project the 2008 elections


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The Daily Show: "It's a sign of how desperate things may be in the Middle East when hopes rest on Sharon Stone."


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Colbert's "Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger," zeroing in on the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame


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FOX News Watch host Eric Burns discusses his book, Infamous Scribblers, with Jon Stewart.


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The Daily Show's Rob Corddry talks about the Dubai ports deal


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The Daily Show: Jiffylubistan -- it services our military


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The Daily Show looks at NASA's upcoming plans


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Bush approval hits lowest point ever (36%)
  • In the past year, during which the president has dropped from 44 to 36 in the polls, there has been virtually no change in his approval from Democrats and some softening among Republicans, but his approval among independents has dropped from 46% to 23%, and that is what has driven his overall approval rating down


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Ugly goings-on at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions.


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