Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Weekly World News: "WORLD'S FATTEST BIGFOOT SHOCKS SCIENTISTS"


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"British male drivers waste nearly six million hours a year lost on the road because they are reluctant to ask for directions."


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Letterman: "Top Ten Signs The Government Is Running Out Of Money"
  • 10. State dinners are at IHOP
  • 9. Country renamed United States of Ditech.com
  • 3. N.S.A. can only afford to tap phones during off-peak hours


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Is Sex With Colin Farrell Worth $3 Million?
  • Imagine how much she could get for having sex with Tom Arnold


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Natalie Portman goes semi-erotic for Vanity Fair


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URL says it all: TriumphTheInsultComicDog.com


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Benicio del Toro to play the wolfman
  • He could be the first actor do play the role without make-up, or perhaps the first actor with wolf make-up less scary than his real face.


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Courageous George Clooney Almost Kills "Icky" Spider


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FCC fines CBS 3.6 million dollars for 'indecency' in Without a Trace


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Harrison Ford and director Steven Spielberg are finally satisfied with the script for the forever-in-the-works fourth installment of Indiana Jones


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Strange headline of the day: "Testicle festival, Leprechaun train this weekend"
  • You young guys are so lucky. Back in my day, you had to choose between the testicle festival and the Leprechaun train. Now you can do both in the same town on the same weekend.


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Stern goes on CBS's Letterman show: to call CBS head Moonves "one of the biggest jerks on the planet"


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"Sharon Stone says she insisted producers of the Basic Instinct sequel increase the amount of sex and nudity."


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Claude Allen Arrest: President Expresses Shock and Dismay Over Failure to Practice Bush Doctrine of Discreet Larceny (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
  • "After all, I clearly remember telling Claude that as Republicans, our job is to steal from the negroes and give to the corporations. Leave it to some fella who got his job because of quotas to get something so darned simple 100% backwards!"


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VIDEO: Basic Instinct 2 ... another NC-17 Sex Scene with Sharon Stone


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"STUDY: AMBIEN USERS INVADE COUNTRIES IN THEIR SLEEP" ... Wake Up With No Memory of Reasons for Invasion, No Exit Strategy


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MovieJuice! looks at The Hills Have Eyes


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This week's movies: Find Me Guilty, the Vin Diesel mob film directed by screen legend Sidney Lumet.
  • Very few reviews. The general consensus is that it should have included more drama, less sitcom comedy.


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V For Vendetta
  • EXTREMELY mixed reviews.
  • The New Yorker called it "disastrous," obne reviewer called it "incoherent," and Philadelphia Weekly said that the Wachowskis were "... writing in the same babbling, humorless fashion as their woebegotten Matrix sequels."
  • But Roger Ebert liked it, and many others praised it for its fanboy appeal as well as its political daring.


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ComingSoon.net - The Weekend Warrior's prediction for the upcoming weekend
  • V for Vendetta will be the first "buzz" movie of the year, and the warrior thinks it will sail into first place, amassing receipts about equal to the next three films added together.


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Nostalgia (Expensive variety): Luxury on the Orient Express: The ultimate train experience


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A visit to the set of Black Christmas, a horror remake which hopes for a release over the holiday season. (Duh)


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More proof that NASA's alleged Mars pictures were actually filmed in West Texas


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Operation Clambake - The Inner Secrets Of Scientology (Including the Rolling Stone special report)


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Meadow Soprano stripping for her fiancé (The article says "fiancée." I don't know the plot lines, but I assumed she is not marrying a woman.)


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