Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Here's a cheery review: "Basic Instinct 2 is going to go down in history as not only one of the worst sequels of all time, but also one of the worst films of all time."
  • "ritish actor David ‘Who?’ Morrissey is so inexcusably bad and so transparently bland – his face encompasses the one fatigued expression for the film’s duration, looking like a guy that’s taken one too many Talohexane- that it’ll have everyone wondering why the heck he was chosen. Morrissey may have well been a pillow; he would’ve produced about as much heat in the bedroom scenes."


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The most amusing statistic in baseball - David Ortiz's official weight: 230.
  • I think they may have moved a decimal point, or maybe that's his birth weight.
  • Seriously, I'll betcha he's closer to 330 than 230! I win the bet if he's over 280, and that sounds like a sure thing to me.


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Weekly World News: Top five secrets the government wants to keep from you.


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Was Beethoven unable to hear the applause when the 9th Symphony premiered?


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The Dallas Morning News is doing the own version of March Madness to pick the most obnoxious celebrity
  • The first round is over, and the field has been narrowed to eight.
  • I know the competition is stiff, but how could Rosie O'Donnell and Tom Cruise not even get seeded?


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VIDEO: Live news reporter gets streaked


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Videos: The best of the Man Show Boy


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First Look at School for Scoundrels (comedy with Nap Dynamite and Billy Bob)


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Family Guy's Peter Griffin does the Letterman Top Ten


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Some silly French men launch themselves into the air with a giant slingshot.


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The Art of Britney Spears
  • A report on the artist who has created the Britney birthing sculpture and other wacky projects, including "The Ted Williams Memorial Display with Death Mask from The Ben Affleck 2004 World Series Collection."


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Is dad's birthday looming? Why not get him the Remote-controlled, 80000 volt electric suitcase. A "hot" seller at only about a thousand bucks. Get 'em while they last.


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The trailer for Love + Hate
  • "Uncompromising and passionate, Love + Hate charts the story of two young people from conflicting backgrounds who fall hopelessly in love. Torn between loyalties to friends and family, the young lovers find themselves caught in a devastating crossfire between faith and feeling, tradition and instinct, love and hate. The film details the turmoil of ordinary people from differing backgrounds as they embark on the search to discover if those differences are truly skin deep."


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"BARRY BONDS DEMANDS DRUG TESTS FOR JOURNALISTS" ... "Claims Latest Steroids Books Were Written On Steroids"
  • “In the 1970's there were no books about steroid use, and now a new one comes out every week," Mr. Bonds said. “The only way to explain such an extreme increase in production is that these writers are obviously juiced.” Mr. Bonds’ charges drew an immediate rebuttal from Carol Foyler, a spokesperson for the Baseball Writers Association of America, who denied that baseball journalists were on steroids and instead attributed their increased production to advancements in nutrition and training.


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'Brokeback' Takes Top Film at Gay Awards
  • It was chosen for its "sensitive presentation of gay relationships to mainstream America," and because "it was the only one of the choices we ever heard of."


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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are reportedly engaged.


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London mayor likens the U.S. Ambassador to a "chiseling little crook"
  • C'mon. You mean diplomatic immunity doesn't extrend to robbing convenience stores? Who could have known that?


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RapidShare Video: a clip from Sex is Zero, a Korean youthploitation film. (SOUTH Korean!)


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RapidShare Video: here's that deleted threesome footage from Basic Instinct 2


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The Weekend Warrior looks at the upcoming weekend.
  • Ice Age 2 is the first major movie event of the year, and the Warrior thinks it will open huge, at $50 million
  • The studios will be thrilled if his numbers are close. The top twelve would add up to $121 million. The best weekend of the year so far has been $111 million.
  • His numbers would mean about a 25% increase over last year. No previous weekend in 2006 has been more than 13% higher than the corresponding 2005 weekend.
  • He doesn't have much enthusiasm for Basic Instinct 2. I agree. I'm curious about the movie but I know there was a lot deleted to get an R, and I view this as something of a rip-off, so I'm going to wait for the DVD and see the whole magilla.


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The official website for Scary Movie 4


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The Daily Show analyzes the protests against the proposed new immigration laws


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The Daily Show reviews Fox News's Spring Break Coverage
  • "Warning ... this story about a serial killer might give you an erection."


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Daily Show: "A new Wal-Mart has a sushi bar and bathrooms that don't reek of elderly greeters' urine and tears."


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Daily Show: "If that's burning car you smell in the air, you know what that means: more French riots!"


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In addition to changing quarterbacks, the Vikings are changing uniforms for the 2006 season. (I vote for those 1976 White Sox uniforms with the shorts.)


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"How often does an asteroid whiz by the Earth? The above time-lapse animation follows the orbit of the Earth around the Sun for two months in 2002 "


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A reality show for geeks - who compete to create their own superhero comic


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Light-Transmitting Concrete


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There is such a job as breast-powderer? I don't want to do that. I want to run the training academy.


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URL says it all: CustomSignGenerator.com


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"Man Wearing Milk Crate Robs Store" (With slideshow and security video!)


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"It's a match made in geek heaven. A marriage between Star Wars and Transformers."


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Why does some ham taste like dog shit?


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