Thursday, March 30, 2006

"Dan Castellaneta and Harry Shearer do their Simpsons characters on Conan's late night show."


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"A documentary TV series chronicling Barry Bonds' upcoming 2006 baseball season will take an honest look at the steroid scandal surrounding the slugger, but his lawyers can review the episodes before they air, the producer said on Thursday."


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Pale Force: superheroes played by Conan O'Brien and Jim Gaffigan


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"soap opera veteran Helen Wagner has earned a place in the Guinness World Records by playing one role for 50 years."


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Colbert discusses polygamy - the more the "merrier"


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Colbert discusses the upcoming Apocalypse
  • Stock up on locust repellent and avoid drinking from bloody rivers."


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"Stephen asks Bruce Bartlett where he gets off saying Bush isn't Reagan."


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Jon Stewart interviews Queen Latifah


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Colbert rants about people named after royalty
  • Stephen's sick of liberals posing as friends of the people while taking names that endorse monarchy.


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"Daily Show: What Are We Doing to Pigs?"
  • Sure we could just eat healthier, but isn't it easier to change a mammal's cellular structure?"


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Daily Show: The Palestinian reaction to the Israeli election results
  • "If Israel were a country, which is isn't, Hamas would be furious at the results of the election."


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The Daily Show's Senior Jerusalem Bureau Chief Samantha Bee reports on the Israeli election.


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A huge directory of celeb pictures, including many nudes


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Weekly World News: Thomas Edison's wackiest inventions


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Britney plays a talk show host on Thursday's Will & Grace


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The World's Smallest Cat?


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Tipsy tourist couldn't see Ayers Rock, which was right in front of him


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Silent Bob's essay about Jay's battle with heroin, Part 3


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What Would Jesus Brew? (Very odd cartoon)


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Isolatr - the site for people who hate social networking


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Paris Hilton to record rap album with Three 6 Mafia


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The R-rated trailer for Splinter, an independent memory-loss thriller with Tom Sizemore and Edward James Olmos.


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The trailers for Silent Hill
  • "The eerie and deserted ghost town of Silent Hill draws a young mother desperate to find a cure for her only child's illness. Unable to accept the doctor's diagnosis that her daughter should be permanently institutionalized for psychiatric care, Rose (Radha Mitchell) flees with her child, heading for the abandoned town in search of answers -- and ignoring the protests of her husband (Sean Bean). It's soon clear this place is unlike anywhere she's ever been. It's smothered by fog, inhabited by a variety of strange beings and periodically overcome by a living Darkness that literally transforms everything it touches. As Rose searches for her little girl, she begins to learn the history of the strange town and realizes that her daughter is just a pawn in a larger game."


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The trailer for 4, a Russian drama disguised as a genre film (dystopia)
  • "An apocalyptic journey through the dark heart of the new Russia. Three strangers meet in a Moscow bar one late night and spin fantastic stories, all of them lies. They depart and journey their separate ways through a landscape filled with decaying meat, wild dogs, ravenous crones, cloned piglets, and modern industrial horrors. A completely unique and disturbing film, '4' was held up by Russian censors who wanted 40 minutes cut, but relented after the film won acclaim at film festivals around the world."


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Intro to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - "Jay and Bob grow up right in front of the QuickStop."


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"Which is a bigger problem for the future of Major League Baseball?' The voting options were 'competitive balance' and 'steroids.'"


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"Frank Miller on Sin City 2"


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Will a shuttle mission be scuttled by a work lamp from the Space Center?


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Is this really Spidey in the black suit? Some say it is a fake. AICN says, "We think it’s real."
  • I'm no expert, but it seems to me that it is a fake based on converting a picture of the red outfit. There is some red on the arm which has not been fully changed. (See this enlargement.)


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Top 87 Bad Predictions about the Future


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First half of the sentence says it all. "The Wedding Singer, the new Broadway musical based on the Adam Sandler film of the same name ..."


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This week's movies (1400+ screens): Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction


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This week's movies (1600 theaters): ATL - 63% positive reviews
  • The percentage is based on only eight reviews, but this Atlanta-based urban youth drama received good notices from such credible sources as Entertainment Weekly, Village Voice, and James Berardinelli


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This week's movies (about 4000 screens - among the ten most widely-distributed films of all time): Ice Age 2: The Meltdown - 50% positive reviews


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This Week's Movies (about 2000 screens): Slither - 88% positive reviews
  • I suppose that percentage will go down, but the comments were typically as follows: "It may not be sickly brilliant or twistedly clever, but it's just plain fun. Slither is a good old fashioned gooey, slimy monster movie with a sense of humor."


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The redband trailer and three R-rated clips from Slither


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Supermodel Naomi Campbell arrested for alleged assault
  • Why didn't this woman ever date Russell Crowe?
  • Or better yet, team up with Crowe for co-ed tag team rasslin'


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"The Hand Puppet Movie Theatre Presents
Serenity"


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GALLUP: How do people in Islamic countries feel about having women in government?


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