Friday, March 31, 2006

Based on screening feedback, it seems that Christina Ricci will be topless in Black Snake Moan


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"Cameron Diaz Courts Victory in Topless Pics Case "


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The Office - more fake public service announcements


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At least six men came to western North Carolina to have their genitals mutilated
  • Now THERE'S a tourist economy, but I would hesitate to call this a "package" tour.


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Letterman: "Top Ten Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Trip To Cancun"


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The Smoking Gun: NASA HQ Raided In Kiddie Porn Probe


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"Hair" the musical returns with hints of Iraq war
  • I probably found this article more interesting than you will because the critic they quote, Rich Ouzounian, was my classmate at Fordham!


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Colbert Report: Better Know a District: Michigan's 13th


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Colbert Report: It's Women's History Month
  • "This omni-racial newswoman could easily be the result of a freaky 8-way at a Benetton photo shoot."


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Colbert Report: Fuck!
  • Outrage is the only thing separating us from being Canadian.


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Colbert does his "tip of the hat, wag of the finger"


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Stephen Colbert asks Robert Greenwald who hates America more, him or Michael Moore.


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Daily Show Headlines - Aliens Vs. Senators
  • Think about Elian Gonzalez, and how easy that was. Now, times that by 11 million.


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The Daily Show continues its investigation - "What's the matter with Denmark?"


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Daily Show: Stewart - Save the Date! You were right about the war. Won't your coffee shop/bookstore/poetry jamatorium friend be impressed?
  • How soon we forget. Actually, it is old news that the White House planned to go to war under any circumstances while telling the public that war could be avoided. Ari Fleischer got caught in this lie in his infamous February 28th, 2003 press conference, in which he admitted that Saddam could not stay in power even if he turned over every last pea shooter in the country. Fleischer claimed that the policy goal had always been disarmament PLUS regime change, which was news to the press corps.
  • If you stop and think about it a different way, the administration's posturings were actually a bit of military genius. They were leading Saddam to believe he could stay in power by destroying weapons. But they intended to invade all along, and they wanted him to destroy weapns in order to weaken Iraq's ability to respond. Saddam was just making Iraq's military defeat that much more certain by destroying his weapons! If you put a different spin on it, the administration could reasonably argue that their bold lies were strategic tactics which may have saved thousands of American lives in the invasion.
  • On the other hand, they could have saved even more by not invading at all, so history's judgment still boils down to whether the invasion was justified in the first place, irrespective of when the final decision to go to war was actually made.


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A short film called Doppelganger
  • A dark thriller starring Timothy Olyphant and Rebecca Gayheart.
  • Some beautiful direction


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Premiere Magazine: The 100 Greatest Movie Performances of All Time
  • Their #1: Lawrence of Arabia, Peter O'Toole, who did not win the best actor statuette that year. It went to Gregory Peck for To Kill a Mockingbird


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GEORGE Clooney has a plan to destroy the Gawker stalker Web site.


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This week's movies - update and apology from me. Slither - 87% positive reviews
  • Earlier this week, I mistakenly offered the speculation that Slither's high rating was a fluke resulting from a statistically insignificant number of reviews. I said it would probably go down. I was wrong. The critics LOVE this movie.


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Personal device vibrates if you're boring or irritating
  • No problems so far, except Rosie O'Donnell had 360 orgasms yesterday.


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Light-Up Bras


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Prisoner pat-down misses loaded gun hidden in vagina
  • Hey, I think I slept with her once


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Peter Dinklage has signed on to play Simon Bar Sinister in the live-action Underdog movie


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"Howard Stern is angry more fans haven't followed him to satellite radio" (Well, to be fair, he's more mock-angry tha angry.)


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NBA.com Dance Team Bracket - FINALS
  • It's the Heat against the Kings. The Heat team has been blowing the competition away in the prelims. (They won one round 91-9!) The Kings have just barely eked out each win.


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The twenty most unnecessary sequels of all time


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RapidShare Videos: six clips from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang


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The Art of Japanese Manhole Covers


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"Shoeless Joe Jackson's home to be moved in Greenville"
  • No biggie. It's a small home. Shoeless guys don't need much closet space.


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The Top Final Four Upsets of All-Time
  • Cheerleader Guy had this comment: "Yeah, you can debate number 1 and 2 all day long (Villanova over G'Town or NC State over Houston), but Maryland over Kansas on this list??? I was at this Final Four and this was not a huge upset by any means. Maryland ran through the ACC and I believe was ranked number 1 for part of the season."


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From the "Jesus on toast" department. Muslims flock to see miracle fish


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WHITE HOUSE OUSTS PASTRY CHEF; SHAKEUP COMPLETE ... "We Have Fixed the Problems," Says Delighted President


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"Snakes on a Plane" is going to kick some serious ass. Just look at what one snake in a car can do!


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Julian Beever, the guy who creates Virtual Street Reality with chalk drawings, is back with some new creations.


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