Monday, April 03, 2006

South Park - X-Mas in Iraq
  • "Here's a complete episode of South Park in which Santa Claus is shot down and tortured by the Iraqis."


Posted: 11:59 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Driving Mr. Osama - Bin Laden's driver linked to Miss Daisy
  • "So I said, 'Mr. B, you too old to be hatin' like that.' But he didn't pay me no mind, just laughed at me while he beheaded the cashier and pistol-whipped the stockboy."


Posted: 11:57 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

FilmJerk.com's Early Report for April 3


Posted: 11:54 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

"Die Hard director John McTiernan became the 14th person--and the most well-known Tinseltown figure--to be charged with a crime in relation to the federal racketeering and conspiracy case against private investigator Anthony Pellicano"


Posted: 11:52 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Julia Roberts' Broadway Show Grosses Nearly $1M in Debut Week


Posted: 11:47 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Bush immigration policy! Bienvenido Amigos!


Posted: 6:05 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Weekly World News: Tobacco company sues secondhand smokers
  • "The B.S. Raleigh Tobacco Company is fighting back. They're tired of people enjoying their products for free. That's why they've filed a $5 billion classaction lawsuit to penalize millions of secondhand smokers."


Posted: 6:04 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

What does Kenny Rogers look like these days? (Different. Very different.)


Posted: 5:57 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

"A 34-year-old woman reported to Ypsilanti police that she had traded her father's minivan for cocaine and wants the car back."


Posted: 5:53 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Four clips from An American Haunting, the film about the so-called Bell Witch


Posted: 5:51 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The SEE NO EVIL - OFFICIAL MOVIE SITE has a different trailer fron the one we have seen.


Posted: 5:49 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Six new clips from American Dreamz


Posted: 5:48 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The teaser for the Simpsons Movie


Posted: 5:47 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

A new clip from The Notorious Bettie Page


Posted: 5:31 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Whatever happened to the erotic thriller? ... "Not much audience for sexy mysteries, as 'Instinct 2' attests"


Posted: 4:48 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

"IRAQIS BITTERLY DIVIDED OVER NCAA TITLE GAME" Florida-UCLA Contest Inflames Sunnis, Shiites


Posted: 4:46 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Welcome to "Duct Tape at the Movies"


Posted: 1:12 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

The Top Ten Female Streakers


Posted: 1:11 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

"Oven door passed off as flat-screen TV in scam"
  • Nobody has pressed charges because those who purchased the oven door were satisfied with the programming. "Beats the hell out of Will and Grace," explained one customer.


Posted: 1:07 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

World's 25 Tallest Buildings all seen in a single skyline


Posted: 1:03 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

iowahawk: Operation Steel Gazelle: A Smart, Multi-Slide Democratic Plan For Toughening American Security with Smartness


Posted: 12:59 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Part 4 of Silent Bob's article about Jay's drug dependency.


Posted: 12:48 PM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Lindsay Lohan Ass Slip


Posted: 7:07 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Tell me how much chocolate you eat and I'll guess your age


Posted: 7:05 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Another Week in Unnecessary Censorship


Posted: 7:01 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Bill Maher On Oppressed Christians


Posted: 6:54 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Man Show: The museum of annoying guys


Posted: 6:50 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Rice: "Errors" Now "Eeyores"


Posted: 6:34 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Family Guy's Hitler References


Posted: 3:27 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Ice Age 2, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic
  • Somewhere near the end of the article, he actually does mention the film!


Posted: 3:20 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

"NATION'S TEENS BUZZING ABOUT FOX ATOMIC
  • "I can't wait to see what Peter Rice and his new teen-focused division create for us!" high schoolers proclaim


Posted: 3:17 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

RUSSELL CROWE SUDDENLY LEAVES WIFE FOR NAOMI CAMPBELL


Posted: 3:15 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

"Kutcher sent to Abu Ghraib after Punk'd prank involving roadside bomb goes wrong"


Posted: 3:14 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

GREEN SCREEN PHOTO REVEALS TRUTH BEHIND SEACREST-HATCHER ROMANCE


Posted: 3:13 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

Two trailers for See No Evil
  • "Seven feet tall. Four hundred pounds. A rusty steel plate screwed into his skull and razor-sharp fingernails that pluck out his victims' eyes. Reclusive psychopath Jacob Goodnight is holed up in the long-abandoned and rotting Blackwell Hotel, alone with his nightmares until eight petty criminals show up for community service duty along with the cop who put a bullet in Jacob's head four years ago. When one of their own is kidnapped by the killer and her fate uncertain, the remaining lawbreakers must fight this indestructible force of nature with a violent score to settle. "See No Evil" stars World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Kane. The movie was directed by Gregory Dark.


Posted: 3:12 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

"After stating last week that the U.S. had made thousands of tactical errors in the war in Iraq, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice restated that number upward today, telling reporters that the actual figure was 'probably closer to a billion.'"
  • Dr. Rice apologized for initially low-balling the number of U.S. mistakes, explaining, "Quite frankly, I forgot about a lot of the mistakes that Rumsfeld made."


Posted: 3:08 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

"Hollywood studios will start selling digital versions of films such as 'Brokeback Mountain' and 'King Kong' on the Internet this week, the first time major movies have been available online to own."
  • "The films available on Movielink can be stored indefinitely on a computer hard drive or transferred to as many as two other computers. The movies can be played on a TV if the computer is part of a home network. A copy can be burned to a DVD as a backup. Discs can be played on up three PCs authorized by Movielink but cannot be viewed on a standard DVD player because of special security coding."


Posted: 3:06 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

British royal birthday party descends into chaos
  • Tequila shooters, noisemakers, lampshade hats, public anal sex ... and that was just the queen.


Posted: 3:03 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)

A comprehensive summary of this year's April 1 hoaxes


Posted: 12:38 AM ... Links to this post ...
Post a Comment? (There are currently 0 Comments, seen below.)