Friday, April 07, 2006

The Official Site of the Masters Tournament
  • Miraculous geezer Ben Crenshaw shot a 72 to go with his opening round 71, is tied with Tiger Woods, only five off the pace, and only two shots out of second place!


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Newly-discovered ancient gospel shows Judas to have been a good guy, and a helluva dancer.
  • Jesus is said to entrust Judas with special knowledge and ask him to betray him to the Roman authorities. By doing so, he tells Judas, "you will exceed" the other disciples. "You will be cursed by the other generations, and you will come to rule over them," Jesus confides to Judas.
  • Dan Brown's next novel takes shape!


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Writers Guild picks the greatest screenplays of all time, rounds up the usual suspects.
  • I came to Casablanca for the waters.
  • Waters? We have no waters. We are in the desert.
  • I was misinformed.


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St. Paul evicts the Easter Bunny


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Here's one for you buddy who thinks he's the master of trivia: Vegreville, Canada is the site of the largest Easter egg in the world.


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PeepDrinks.Com, everything concerning alcohol mixed with marshmallow peeps


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The Daily Kos' Markos Moulitsas explains the terms 'blogger' and 'Internet' to Stephen Colbert.


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Colbert analyzes Oregon's "Fightin Fifth"


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Colbert reports that Easter is under attack.


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Colbert Report: Nazis
  • In recent polls, President Bush scores one-third of a Hitler.


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"Daily Show: Stewart - Votive or Die"
  • "When praying, you've got to say 'amen' - otherwise it don't work."


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Daily Show: Beach Ploys
  • "Dan Bakkedahl heads down to spring break to party with some kids interested in goods and services."


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Weekly World News: "SPACE STATION INFESTED WITH MICE - NASA TO SEND UP CAT"


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The Time Travel Fund - your ticket to the future.
  • "The concept is that one day, it may be possible for people living far in the future to retrieve you from your current frame of reference (their past - your present) and bring you into the future (their present - your future.) We pay them to bring you into the future."
  • "We do not know what they will do, we can only make reasonably informed guesses."


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WTF? Brittlelactica, the highest-tech milk ad ever. (I suppose.)


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Which infamous villain are you?


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Rob Schneider discovers the secret of good reviews: compared to Jon Heder and David Spade, anyone looks good!


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How to release a bad movie: "Avoid critics, advertise heavily and live for opening weekend"


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Judge Rules in Favor of 'Da Vinci' Writer
  • What the article glosses over is that the plaintiffs had a win-win situation in filing the suit. If they win, great, if they lose, almost as great - because sales of their own crappy book went from a few hundred a week to 7,000 because of the trial's publicity.


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Pass the time with office pranks


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"German prostitutes are signing up for training to become tele-marketers."
  • Because they've given people enough pleasure, dammit, and now it's payback time!


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Impressive photographs of a rainbow


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360 degree photo of Paris by night


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Tivo.com reports the Top 25 most-recorded shows


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Daily Show: Rice a Rongi
  • What's the shelf life of a surprising moment of candor from a top Bush official? Less than 24 hours.


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Top 10 Greatest Impostors in History


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Unionized Aussie strippers entitled to overtime, rest periods, meal breaks and maternity leave.
  • Does that mean that lap dances cost one and a half times as much after they have worked 40 hours?


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"Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has slammed media reports she will play Mother Teresa in an upcoming film, insisting that the two look nothing alike."
  • Although, of course, they are alike in so many spiritual ways


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The photography of Aaron Ruell, who is better known to the world as Kip Dynamite.


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Adam West and Chris from Family Guy in Dazed and Confused


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Thailand Regrets Buying Voting Machines from Florida


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Former Teen Idol Leif Garrett Sent to Jail


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