Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Top 100 Unsexiest Male Celebrities - Carrot Top finished way down in 16th place, Clint Howard in 22nd. Madden and Vitale finished in the second fifty.
  1. Gilbert Gottfried
  2. Randy Johnson
  3. Roger Ebert
  4. Dr Phil


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"If you're Japanese, and you're just learning how to speak naughty English, don't miss this essential lesson."


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The newly-live website for X-MEN: THE LAST STAND


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This week in unnecessary censorship: April 14th, 2006


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A variety of news items where image of Jesus appears on everyday items. From the Kimmel Show.


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DEFENDING DONALD RUMSFELD: PRESIDENT REFUTES TREASONOUS CRITICISM FROM GENERALS WHO ARE JUST TOO WUSSY-ASSED TO RE-UP AND WASTE MORE RAGHEADS (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
  • "Sure, Don is crazy as a rabid bull with a flaming rattlesnake wriggling up his ass. Just look at him – in the right light, with that clammy translucent skin, motherfucker looks just like the Angel of Death. Yet unlike the rest of my cabinet, at least he's not a total imbecile, or senile, or the tool of any particular industry – unless you count the Apocalypse as an industry."


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KATIE HOLMES GIVES BIRTH ON THE MOON, hurls down challenge to Jolie and Pitt for nuttiest birth ever.
  • “I have been training to get my body accustomed to zero gravity for months now,” Mr. Cruise told reporters. “That’s why I jumped up and down on Oprah’s couch.”


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Barkeep - vodka and placenta for the house --- Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes have baby girl


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Colbert Report: "Was it Really that Bad?" ... San Francisco Earthquake


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Colbert Report: "Craziest Fucking Thing I've Ever Heard" ... Fly Glasses


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Colbert talks about paying taxes. He won't even use a dime because of Roosevelt's picture.


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Colbert talks to Muslim religious scholar Reza Aslan


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Daily Show: "Rumsfeld: Love him or hate him, you've got to admit; a lot of people hate him."


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The Daily Show looks at Rumsfeld's relationship with the fractious retired generals.


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Jon Stewart looks at Lee Raymond's jowls - and his $400 million retirement package. (Retiring CEO of Exxon)


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Ed Helms takes a look at the eagle overpopulation in Alaska
  • "Some eagles that are spreading liberty over every Toyota they can find."


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Jon Meachem talks to Jon Stewart about the separation of church and state in his book 'American Gospel.'


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Something Awful does a Fashion SWAT on "Street Style"


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Clerks II "Making of" intro by Kevin Smith


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The final installment in Silent Bob's yarn about Jay's addiction


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My own personal nominee for the next Nobel Prize: Scientist creates 'hangover-free alcohol'


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It's official - West Virginia has the most toothlessness!


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Make sure your girlfriend is always at the right place with these GPS panties


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Australian cheerleaders told to cover up ... Aussies - they look like Americans, but they're really Commie bastards!


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Comedy Central is scared
  • More about the cartoon wars, South Park, and Muhammad


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Soccer's governing body insists it has no power to stop forced prostitution in Germany, which is expected to increase during the World Cup.
  • Oh, humbug. If baseball can bring peace to the Middle East, it's the least soccer can do ...


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101 Uses for a Bjork


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Bugs Bunny- The Rabbit of Seville


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The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town (Or actually a parody of same, written by that wild and crazy guy, Steve Martin.)


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The trailer for Down In The Valley , with Edward Norton and Evan Rachel Wood in a story about a fish out of water (cowboy in big city). Despite the age difference, Norton and Wood play lovers.


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The Weekend Warrior's analysis of the upcoming weekend.
  • Three new movies thsi week. He thinks they will finish 1-4-5, with the top spot going to Silent Hill.


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"Lawyers Reach Agreement To Block Bruno Kirby Sex Tape"


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Hilary Duff has vowed never to strip off for the sake of her acting career.


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Showbiz News with David Spade looks at Jeremy Piven's spiritual journey through India


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Bush Leaks Location Of Easter Eggs To Kids With Hetero Parents


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"Top Ten Features Of President Bush's Bird Flu Pandemic Plan"
  • Hang "Mission Accomplished" sign in every Kentucky Fried Chicken
  • Tax cuts for the rich
  • C'mon, it's a Bush plan -- you actually think there's ten items?

  • Hang on until 2009 when it becomes Hillary's headache


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Iraq's Mobile Biolabs Actually Discovered to Be Sea-Monkey Breeding Facility


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Photos & Visual Art by Christopher Gilbert, who is one fucked-up dude.


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Jeff Goldblum Scatting


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Is this for real? "Tom Cruise has revealed he plans to eat his new baby's placenta." Maybe I asked the wrong question. Make that, "Is HE for real?"


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Sometimes you have to know when to pick your spots. Nutburger accuses Buzz Aldrin of faking his moon landing. Buzz knocks his teeth out.


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