Monday, May 08, 2006

"Pamela Anderson could kill someone on a cold day"
  • Yeah, the plastiboobs look good, but her face is starting to look too much liek Dick Cheney's


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First-ever Television Appearance by "Weird Al" Yankovic


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DNA evidence shows bo connection to Duke lacrosse players in the rape charge, so prosecutor charges them with "Having an open container of beer in the passenger seat of a car"
  • My God. What are today's youth coming to?
  • Man, North Carolina sure has turned into a pussy state in the last few decades. Why not just change the name of the state to "South Massachusetts"? Why is it even a crime for my passenger to drink a beer if I am driving?


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Britain's Post-UFO Report: the myths that won't die ...


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Unusual MI3 Ticket Sales at Hollywood ArcLight Near Scientology Celeb Center


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Jennifer Aniston To Buy Mr T's Mansion
  • ... although he pities the fool who pays full asking price


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"Jessica Simpson showed up to the NCLR ALMA awards with curly red hair and the weirdest looking breasts I've ever seen."


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Genius scientists prove that lesbians like chicks!


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Opus versus Opie


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A script review of Oceans 13!


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Check out these shots of David Blaine's hands after living in his fishbowl for nearly a week.


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Ya gotta love naughty European commercials


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Headlien of the day: Doctors Save Keith Richards' Brain


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Berlin brothel offers special deal for virgins Buy 1, get 1 free?


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Penis artist's work shocks father


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A new clip from X-Men 3! (Hang on through the Brazilian Portuguese.)


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BIDEN ADMITS COPYING STUMP SPEECH FROM YOUNG ADULT NOVEL
  • Calls Forty Similar Passages "An Honest Mistake"


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Blaine Fails to Set Underwater Record
  • "Stunt artist David Blaine was pulled from an aquarium by divers Monday nearly two minutes short of his goal of setting a world record for holding his breath underwater"


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Cheerleader guy says: "David Blaine is in bad shape as he gets ready for tonight's stunt. This guy is making a good living doing this kind of thing. God Bless America. I will be watching Nick at Night."


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Headline of the day: "Lindsay Lohan Wants More Tits and Ass"
  • Who was it who said about her: "The girl smokes more meat than a Texas BBQ pit."


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"Dianetics - Scientology Propaganda Video"


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A good way to start off on Monday. A funny video of the evolution of dance. Try NOT to watch all six minutes.
  • Reminds me of Denis Leary's line about Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance. "The last time somebody showed up calling himself a lord, we crucified him. And we still know where the nails are."


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Etiquette Tips for Game Show Contestants


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URL says it all: PimpMySnack.com


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Psst ... don't tell President Bush about this. It sounds worse than human/animal hybrids.The first self-replicating robots


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Twart - a portmanteau of twat and art ...


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TEENAGE BOYS NOW CALL FOR CENSORSHIP OF SOUTH PARK AFTER FAMILY GUY PARODY


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Brooke Shields' post-partum depression disappears as Cruise movie fizzles"
  • “You know I just had my second child, and I was again battling post-partum depression,” said Shields. “But when I saw the M:I3 box office reports I suddenly started feeling better. As a matter of fact, I haven’t felt this good in years.”


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STEPHEN COLBERT BEING HELD AT GUANTANAMO BAY ... host beginning to regret scathing speech


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MICHAEL MOORE COMES OUT OF HIDING, ATTEMPTS TO KILL STEPHEN COLBERT


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Saturn's moon, Titan, as seen from five miles above its surface.
  • The larger version is actually too large to be useful


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ABC now has Sunday's episode of Desperate Housewives online in its entirety.


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