Monday, May 15, 2006

Steve Carell in sheep-related injury


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The trailer from 50 Ways of Saying Fabulous
  • Set in the long hot summer of 1975, "50 Ways of Saying Fabulous" is the beguiling story of 12 year-old Billy, who is about to discover that growing up is a lot more confusing than he could have ever imagined. He is a farmer's only son who is out of step with the other boys at his school. They only want to fight and play rugby; Billy tries to be the same, but feels he was never cut out to be a farmer or a rugby player. Instead, he would rather dream about an imaginary life in outer space. In this world, a turnip paddock becomes a lunar landscape and a cow's tail a head of beautiful blonde hair which transforms him into "Lana" the heroine of his favourite TV show. When Roy, arrives at Billy's school and Jamie the sexy young farm labourer comes to work on Billy's farm Billy’s world is changed forever. As he learns about his sexuality, everything he knows is called into question, including his lifelong friend-ship with tomboy Louise, whose world is changing alongside his. Set in New Zealand's stunning Central Otago landscape, "50 Ways of Saying Fabulous" carries the audience along with Billy as he embarks on life as teenager.


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The BBC, intending to interview a computer expert, mistakenly brings a cab driver to the studio and puts him on live television for a Q & A about online music sharing. The look on his face at the beginning is priceless.


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Sports Illustrated chooses the power couples formed from athletes and celebrities


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"The Immaturist's Guide to Birdwatching"


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Pipecleaner Dance III


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The complete Playstation 3 Roundup from E3


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The rarest of all baseball phenomena - a switch pitcher.
  • Venditte's strength is location, not power. He throws around 80 mph as a lefty and about 85 mph from his natural right side.


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Follow up to the story from a few days ago...the Florida teacher that got in trouble for her pictures on a non-nude web site...here are more pictures. I'll bet the guys rarely cut that class!


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"Dressed to the Nines" - National Baseball Hall of Fame's History of the Baseball Uniform


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"Porn industry the first to offer legal downloads to DVDs"
  • The technology will allow consumers to buy a movie online, burn it onto a DVD and watch it on a living-room TV, not just a computr


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Sleazy headline of the day: Russell Crowe Did Not Call Sharon Stone An 'Orangutan' ... Great technique from the "Have you stopped beating your wife?" school of innuendo. Spread a salacious rumor by placing "not" in the headline. You could substitute just about any noun or grammatically appropriate phrase for "orangutan" and the story would be equally valid.
  • Russell Crowe Did Not Call Sharon Stone A 'Jansenist'
  • Russell Crowe Did Not Call Sharon Stone A 'Flea-Bitten Nag'
  • Russell Crowe Did Not Call Sharon Stone A 'Lame Plastic Cunt'
In other headline news:
  • Dick Cheney did not receive massive defense contact kickbacks
  • Ted Kennedy did not rape Mother Teresa
  • George Clooney and Brad Pitt did not have an affair


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Christina Aguilera Gets Nearly-Naked For GQ


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Death Of The Internet: "Big companies are trying to own the net."


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Stevie Ray Vaughan performs Pride & Joy


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"Exclusive script review for the upcoming Jennifer Lopez and Antonio Banderas thriller, BORDERTOWN"


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"Mission Impossible" going strong overseas


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Sudan Passes "No Child Left Alive" Act


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The R-rated (for drug use) trailer for What We Do is Secret
  • "'What We Do is Secret' is a biographical movie about Darby Crash and The Germs. It starts with Darby creating the concept of The Germs in 1975 and ends with his death in 1980. Through this perspective, the movie will show the birth of punk rock in Hollywood and the rise of hardcore."


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Best Theme Park EVER! Fantazy Land, Alexandria, Egypt.


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The R-rated international trailer for Perfume, a thriller starring Alan Rickman and Dustin Hoffman, and directed by Germany's film wunderkind Tom Tykwer (Run, Lola, Run). The trailer has significant nudity, which should compensate for the fact that it is in German.


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Two clips from Linklater's A SCANNER DARKLY (and a re-mix contest, to boot)


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"BUSH ORDERS NATIONAL GUARD TO PROTECT APPROVAL RATING" ... 10,000 Troops to Prevent Supporters From Leaving Country


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"What created this unusually textured rock on Mars? Most probably: a volcano."


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DARFUR NAMED HOT NEW CELEBRITY VACATION SPOT ... Vanity Fair names African genocide epicenter "the new St. Tropez"
  • “George Clooney just came back from Darfur, Brad and Angelina spent time there, and I hear it’s next on Leo’s list,” said Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter. “If you’re a power player in Hollywood, especially one who likes to talk about politics, Darfur is THE place to go this year.”


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CHARLIE SHEEN CLAIMS PROSTITUTES, PORN AND DIVORCE ARE PART OF WACKY REALITY SHOW
  • "I’ve got the reality show camera crews here as I watch porn and prepare to have sex with a Thai hooker who may or may not be a woman. Hey, I’d rather be home with my wife and kids, but this is the life I chose as an actor.”


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"DAVID BLAINE PROMISES TO DIE IN NEXT STUNT" (assuming he doesn't die from the after-effects of this last one.)
  • "I just want my fans to get what they really desire, says Blaine"


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NSA RESOLVES AMERICAN IDOL PHONE VOTING CONTROVERSY
  • "See, we told you those phone records were a good thing."


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Kiefer Sutherland Vs. The Christmas Tree: The Video


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"Paris Hilton sings about her former best friend Nicole Richie in a track on her new album."
  • This is surely destined to become a sing-along classic like American Pie.


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RapidShare Video: Holly Lewis in These Girls


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RapidShare Video: Caroline Dhavernas in These Girls


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RapidShare Video: Penelope Velasco in Crimen Ferpecto


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RapidShare Video: Kira Miro in Crimen Ferpecto


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19 new albums are available at "Full CD Listening Party"
  • "Hear the latest albums, track by track, before you buy them - AOL Music"


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My main man, The Filthy Critic, reviews Poseidon
  • "Raise your hand if you thought the world wanted a remake of the Shelly Winters disaster flick The Poseidon Adventure. Now, take that same hand, cut it off at the wrist and shove it up your ass, you dumbfuck."
  • "It's dreadful, pointless, mindless horseshit. If the people who made this turd could have made a fortune more easily selling bogus dick-enlarging pills, they would have."


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The full episode of last night's Desperate Housewives is now available at abc.com


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If you are into Caroline Dhavernas, the charming Canadian actress who starred in the late, lamented "Wonderfalls," then you really need to see Peter Greenaway's The Tulse Luper Suitcases: The Moab Story. Like all of Greenaway's movies it is dense and totally disdainful of traditional narrative structure. You'll be more than willing to overlook that, because Dhavernas is totally naked throughout much of the movie.

WARNING: It is a Region 2 PAL DVD, so don't order it unless you know how to play one of those! (Or there's a DVD player link below, if you are interested.)

The Tulse Luper Suitcases DVD Widescreen Peter Greenaway (2003)


If you Americans are interested in obtaining a DVD player which will play the disks from any region, you may find the following link interesting. I do not own one of these, but I can vouch that the people selling it are trustworthy.



Ritech Progressive Scan Region Free DVD Player


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Are the utility companies jacking us off? This newsreader thinks so.


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