Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Caddyshack in 30 seconds re-enacted by bunnies.


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Kevin Phillips and Colbert discuss theocracy. (Colbert is, of course, in favor of it.)


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Chapter One of "Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure" (If you have to ask, you probably won't get it.)


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The official site of Ave Maria, Florida (The Catholic planned community being built out in the friggin' swamp and former agricultural area near Naples.)


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Colbert's Word for the day: "Lunchables." America should be patriotically divided into sanitary compartments of like-minded citizens.


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Colbert Report: All You Need to Know (News Summary)


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Colbert discusses the Ahmadinejad letter to President Bush


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The Daily Show: "President Bush did not have sexual relations with that NSA program, Miss Lewinsky."


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Daily Show: "Presidential frontrunners stand up for what they think the people want them to believe in."


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The Professional Cheerleader Blog: "Arena Bowl Dream Team Selected" Gee, I wonder who submitted this one?


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Tawny Kitaen - then and now


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WHERE'S ALBA? -like Where's Waldo, except with breasts.


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'Da Vinci Code' protests widespread


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This week's movies (nearly 4000 screens): Over the Hedge - 83% positive reviews. (But based on only six reviews.)


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John Rocker has a new girlfriend - hey, wait a minute ... she's ... the same woman who wrote that nice article about him in March and she's ... she's ...


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The nicest guy in sports is .... John Rocker???????


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Spacecraft crashed into satellite, interrupting your Skinemax movie


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Sloth bears not too slothful to attack and eat a monkey as zoo visitors watch.


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Meg Ryan, looking like a crazy homeless person. Perhaps she has been studying under Margot Kidder?


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The Weekend Warrior's prediction for the upcoming weekend's box office
  • He's calling it 75 for DaVinci, 44 for Over the Hedge
  • If his numbers prove correct, the weekend will finish 2-3% ahead of last year.


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Classic TV Theme Songs. Some of my nostalgic favorites:


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Samaire Armstrong pictures and bio on STUFF MAGAZINE DOT COM


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Watch preview clips of Tom Goes to the Mayor


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VIDEO: CNN cut too early to President Bush, while he was rehearsing his speech.


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There's no need to fear, Oscar nominee Amy Adams has been added to the cast of Underdog


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"Jessica Alba + Eva Longoria = Double Bikini Action"


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WC Fields - The Dentist


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"Oops, I did it again" played on a flaming tuba, accompanied by fire dancers.


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Polish TV Ad involving a missing vibrator.


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NSA Announces New Dating Service
  • "Because NSA has the exact dimensions of every penis and vagina in America, a smooth and wonderful sexual experience is almost guaranteed. This is something that other dating services can't begin to offer. You wouldn't believe the reactions that we got when we test-marketed this thing!"


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OK, Canadians get record number of Tony nominations, eh?


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Breast Augmentation Before & After - Cosmetic Plastic Surgery
  • A couple of these women had deformed breasts or miniscule breasts, so the surgery was a wonderful thing for them, but the sad thing is that several of them had pretty, perky breasts before the surgery.


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Remember the footage they showed while the announcer said "the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat"? Well, those guys need this clip.


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Make your own Bollywood movie!


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The R-rated traile for Woodenhead. (You just know this indie movie will be lovingly crafted, because they spent nearly five minutes on their website!)
  • "If you've ever wondered what was really going through the Grimm brothers' minds when they wrote all those tales of woods and wolves and lost little girls, well here's your chance to find out. Welcome to "Woodenhead," a film in which the subterranean perversions inherent in any good fairy tale have been brought rumbling and gushing to the surface."


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Keith's brain is normal and he's 'ready to tour again'
  • I have finally figured this thing out. It's "Gilligan Syndrome." Remember that when Gilligan had one encounter with a palm tree, he would lose his memory, but the second one would always snap him right back to normal. When we didn't realize is that Keith fell out of his first palm tree some 45 years ago, and this was the long-awaited second one - the restorative palm tree.


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Baseball's greatest showmen


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MANDY MOORE says Wilmer Valderrama did NOT pop her cherry


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