Friday, May 26, 2006

The trailer from Coastlines
  • "Coastlines" is the upcoming release from director, Victor Nuñez ("Ruby in Paradise," "Ulee's Gold"). Sonny Mann, (Timothy Olyphant) an ex-con returning home from prison, creates a new dynamic for both friends and enemies with his arrival. The local power broker, Fred Vance (William Forsythe), wants Sonny back into his shady world. Sonny only wants money due, as his long suppressed desire for Ann (Sarah Wynter), now married to his best friend and local sheriff Dave Lockhart (Josh Brolin), puts at risk life's delicate balance of family and community. Passion and revenge threaten to overtake all as Sonny's anger careens dangerously out of control, leading to an explosive confrontation, and finally to a surprising resolution.


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Stephen Colbert alert: Bear enters home, attacks woman


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WTF? Judge Rules: Man Is Too Short for Prison
  • "A judge said a 5-foot-1 man convicted of sexually assaulting a child was too small to survive in prison, and gave him 10 years of probation instead."


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Another reason to control your cravings: "The burglars smashed a window early Wednesday at a convenience store and fled with the lottery tickets and some Little Debbie Coffee Cakes. Officer James Johnson followed a trail of discarded wrappers to a nearby apartment building, where he arrested the trio."


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Man allegedly robs a bank, then reads a magazine in the bank's lobby
  • He didn't have much time to read. The bank is next to the police station.
  • By the way, he had no weapon, so I'm not clear why the bank gave him any money to begin with.


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Romania ceremoniously returns Dracula's Castle to its owner
  • The ceremony, I take it, will be held at night


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Vampire To Protest White Castle's Garlic Sandwich
  • Oh, sure. I believe this. No chance it could be a White Castle publicity stunt.


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Liberace and Art Carney - together at last Absolutely surreal!


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Jared Leto "I'm gay as a goose"
  • Shouldn't Leto technically be "gay as a gander"? (Well, unless he's a cross-dressing lesbian, which is always a possibility.)


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Britney Spears ~ The Official Site - has some of Britney's poetry. Good stuff, and I love the illustrations.


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How Pat Robertson Leg Pressed 2,000 Pounds. Turns out Pat is a piker. His trainer/doctor can leg press 2700 pounds.


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Planning an auto trip? Find out how much your gas will cost.
  • It would have cost me $551 to drive round-trip to Billings, Montana, so I changed my holiday weekend plans. I decided to sleep in and maybe watch some Stooges. I don't know anybody in Billings anyway.


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Kate Moss goes nuts on the paparazzi


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From our department of "You don't know Shat" ... William Shatner on The $20,000 Pyramid


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" ... 17-year marriage to an heiress was nullified when the wife discovered her husband was a woman"
  • Whoa! And I thought Katie Holmes was slow.


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"Now that he's lost his radio job, David Lee Roth is seeking gainful employment in another capacity -- as lead singer of Van Halen. Again."


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A genital reminder: "Talk about a strict violation of the penal code."


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German hotelier's rates based on a sliding scale - literally - the more you weigh, the more you pay


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Totally bizarre, but cool ... Pipe dream


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"A sex theme park designed to enhance its visitors' lovemaking skills will open in the heart of London within months"


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"The sex is hot at Cannes this year."


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