Thursday, June 01, 2006

Kenneth Lay: Transcript of Late-Night Phone Call Between President Bush and Cruelly Persecuted CEO Ethics Posterchild Kenny-Boy Lay (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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"TIRED OF YOUR TATTOO? Get Rid Of It With A Hand Sander!"


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Touchscreen Computer Display Floats in Mid-Air


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Broadway had a banner 2005-2006 season as theatergoers snapped up a record-breaking 12 million-plus tickets.
  • Box office revenue also increased by 12 percent to a whopping $861.6 million compared to last season's $768.5 million take. While venues along the Great White Way were filled close to capacity, averaging 81.6 percent, much of that due to New York City's booming tourist trade. Factor in the rise in orchestra seats to $111 each as well as the price of "premium" seats going for as high as $300 and Broadway not only rebounded from its post-9/11 nose-dive, but also busted out with its best-grossing year ever.


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SPIDER-MAN 3 HAS A FOURTH VILLAIN
Producer talks Venom, Sandman, Green Goblin and ... who else?


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Lance Armstrong receives the ultimate vindication! Exoneration doesn't get any sweeter than this.


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TV nostalgia: The adventures of Roger Ramjet: Hi Noon


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For "Lost" geeks: The connections between the characters.


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View fifty new music videos, vote for your favorite


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K-Fed Cleans Up, just in time for that pesky divorce!


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VIDEO: 18 Nights of Bruce Springsteen - an exclusive live performance from every U.S. show, handpicked by Springsteen himself


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Report: Britney Spears Meets With Divorce Lawyers


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The trailer for Waltzing Anna, a comedy about an unscrupulous doctor who must spend six months working at an elderly care facility in order to keep his license.


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The Weekend Warrior's Box Office forecast for June 2-4
  • He thinks The Break-Up (the week's only new wide release) will come in around $30m.
  • He expects Al Gore's movie to sneak into the Top 10, although it will only be in 40 theaters.


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"IRAN TRYING TO OBTAIN PARIS HILTON'S REGGAE ALBUM" ... Claims It Will Be Used For "Peaceful Purposes"


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The new (last night's ) episode of Commander-in-Chief is now available online


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"Couric On-Air Breast Exam Nixed"
  • She wanted to close out with an on-air breast exam," said associate producer Sarah Fletcher. "Because of the nature of such an exam, her full breasts would have been exposed. Unfortunately she was having a bad tit day. The puppies just weren't so perky." CAP News has learned that Couric originally wanted to do an on-air pap smear, but producers killed that idea after she sent them several Xerox copies of her middle-aged kitty.


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Ashlee Simpson Has New Lips Too
  • "At the rate that Ashlee Simpson is having new surgical procedures done to her face, within the next few years, she will either look like Michael Jackson, or that crazy rich lady who looks like a cat."


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Alba Reveals Fantastic Four 2 Details


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"Jaime Pressly Doesn't Want a Sex Tape"


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"Avi Arad leaves MARVEL!"


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9800 Free Fonts


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The trailer from Alatriste
  • Viggo Mortensen plays the Spanish soldier-cum-mercenary Captain Alatriste, a heroic figure from the country's 17th century imperial wars.
  • Find everything you ever wanted to know about this movie here
  • NOTE: the film is performed entirely in Spanish. Viggo Mortensen speaks fluent South American Spanish and he learned to speak with a Castillian dialect for the role.


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ThePirateBay.org Raided - Servers Seized (They are one of the pillars of the BitTorrent community. I guess. I'm so unhip in these matters that I never heard of them before this moment!)


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CLASSIC LETTER TO THE EDITOR
  • "Here is a potential solution to three problems: dig a deep trench along the Mexican border from Texas to California. Take the dirt from the trench and use it to raise the ground level of New Orleans above sea level. Fill the ditch with water to make a moat. Bring those pesky bad gators from Florida and throw them in the moat. Voila! Three problems solved."


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State governments devise new hurricane preparedness plan: "Save yourselves, dammit!"


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