Thursday, July 13, 2006

Comedian Red Buttons dies in L.A. at 87


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Fashion Week begins in Sao Paolo


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NY Times leaks Superman's identity


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Ken Lay Wins Indonesian Surfing Competition


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Quick, get the Nobel committee on the phone ... Scientists find that moms prefer the smell of their own baby's poop


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"A guy turns a Super Soaker into a flamethrower by using Windshield Washer Concentrate instead of water."


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Jon Stewart on "net neutrality" and other internet issues:


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The greatest error message of all time?


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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to play Danny and Mariane Pearl


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Would Vietnam war money have been better spent bribing the enemy to stop fighting?
  • The amount of money spent by the USA in Vietnam was $3600 per Vietnamese civilian - which represented, at the time, more than 30 years of income for them!!


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Mom Has Quadruplets 3 Years After Triplets


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"notstarring.com is a movie trivia database focusing exclusively on movie stars and the roles they turned down, auditioned for, got fired from, or simply didn't get."


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"THE TOP 30 GAME SHOW HOSTS OF ALL TIME"


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Variety reports: Disney to slash jobs, cut film ourput in half.


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Kazakh TV presents: Borat in America


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I Innocent!
  • Borat responds to the government of Kazakhstan, which said, "We do not rule out that Mr. Cohen is serving someone's political order designed to present Kazakhstan and its people in a derogatory way. We reserve the right to any legal action to prevent new pranks of the kind. We view Mr. Cohen's behaviour at the MTV Europe Music Awards as utterly unacceptable, being a concoction of bad taste and ill manners which is completely incompatible with ethics and civilized behaviour."


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This movie looks hilarious!!! The trailer for Borat
  • "Sacha Baron Cohen - star of HBO's hit comedy Da Ali G Show, takes his outrageous Kazakstani reporter character Borat to the big screen. In this hilariously offensive movie, Borat travels from his primitive home in Kazakhstan to the U.S. to make a documentary. On his cross-country road-trip, Borat meets real people in real situations."


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Secretary Chertoff Releases Updated List of American Treasures in SEVERE Danger of Attack by Bloodthirsty Hordes of Muslamiac Madmen (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Terry Bradshaw's heart is breaking...NFL Fox's weather girl gets hitched.


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Kristen Bell Is in SHAPE


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Camping out in a major league ballpark.
  • By spending the entire night in a major league outfield motionless and asleep, you get to know first-hand a feeling that has never been experienced by anyone but Lonnie Smith.


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Wireless devices to get emergency alerts
  • We interrupt your cell phone call with this important announcement: The government will soon be sending warnings of national emergencies on wireless phones, Web sites and hand-held computers. The new digital system will update the emergency alerts planned -- but never used -- during the Cold War in the event of a nuclear strike.
    "Wireless devices to get emergency alerts"
  • No baby boomer can ever forget those chilling words from our youth: "This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. We repeat, it is just a test. Had it been an actual alert, you would now be fried to a crisp."
  • The new system will be used to report more modern concerns, like terrorist activities and ads for "Snakes on a Plane." Now get outta here, ya nuts, and get those motherfuckin' snakes off my motherfuckin' plane.


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If you don't get all the Aquaman jokes, you're not an Entourage fan. It's a running theme in their fictional storyline. The fictional Aquaman is directed by James Cameron.


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Fiction and fact blended smoothly: CNBC's Joe Kernan reports that Pirates broke the box office record set by Aquaman.




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Entourage: the latest episode (Season 3, Episode 5).


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Entourage, Season 3, Episode 4.


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Entourage, Season 3, Episode 3 "Dominated".


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Update on Shrek the Third.
  • May 2007 is the month for Shrek 3, Spiderman 3 and Pirates 3!!


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The Rolls-Royce of post-apocalyptic vehicles is now available through amazon.com at a sticker price below twenty grand! JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
  • You have to read through the product reviews! Some of the funniest stuff I've read in ages.
  • One reviewer wrote: "I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made mortar. But not this baby, no way. This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE! I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!! Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord. The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size. Overall, a great tank."


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Here's a tip for you youngsters who like to plan parties: SPEARS SUPPORTS 'RENT-A-KEVIN'
  • "Pop star BRITNEY SPEARS has reportedly granted her approval to husband KEVIN FEDERLINE's latest money-spinner - hiring himself out."


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Colbert on psychopharma-parenting: "Having a kid on meds is like having a kid with adjustable knobs."


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Stephen Colbert "raps" with today's youth


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Very funny stuff: Dave Chappelle looks at Howard Dean


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The Daily Show looks at the Taepodong 2


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The Daily Show: "Watergate was when our country lost its innocence. Now, it's a bit of an aging whore."


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Daily Show: Jon Stewart talks about North Korea


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The Daily Show's Lewis Black whines and snivels about his latest topic, Japan vs North Korea


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Former Nixon White House Counsel John Dean talks to Jon Stewart about Dean's book 'Conservatives Without Conscience.'


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Trailers - The Oh in Ohio
  • "Priscilla Chase seemed to have everything going for her with one small private exception... She never thought much of sex. When her husband unexpectedly leaves her to regain his manhood she embarks on a wild journey that leads her to satisfaction and love in the most unlikely place."


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Three clips from John Tucker Must Die
  • "When three popular girls from different cliques discover they've all been dating the school stud, they band together to seek revenge. Despite the jerk’s charm and ever-growing popularity, the girls cleverly scheme with the help of the inconspicuous new girl in town, to soil his reputation and break his heart."


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A clip from Employee of the Month (see below for details)


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The trailer and a clip from Employee of the Month, a new comedy starring Jessica Simpson
  • For customers of Super Club, the largest high-volume, bulk-discount retailer in the country, membership has its privileges. For workers at the cavernous store, the most coveted honor is the "Employee of the Month" award, and having one's photo immortalized on the wall of fame in the staff lounge. Enter Zack Bradley (Dane Cook) and Vince Downey (Dax Shepard), two ultra competitive Super Club workers whose ten years of employment have resulted in drastically different career paths. While Vince – with the aid of his trusty sidekick Jorge (Efren Ramirez) -- has advanced to become head cashier and winner of 17 consecutive "E of M" awards, Zack is the ultimate slacker whose scruffy appearance and laid back attitude has made him popular with his colleagues, but kept him stuck in the lowly ranks of the store's box boys. The duo's longtime rivalry comes to a bitter head when Amy (Jessica Simpson) – a beautiful new cashier with a reputation of only dating "Employee of the Month" winners – transfers to the store, immediately becoming the object of both Zack and Vince's affection and often comical gamesmanship. While Vince instantly impresses Amy with his crowd pleasing, flamboyant style behind his checkstand register, Zack's feeble attempts to charm his beautiful new co-worker quickly backfire against him. With the race to win Amy's affections slipping away, Zack determines his only chance rests in winning the store's next "Employee of the Month" award. A battle to the end, "Employee of the Month" shows that the only failure in life is when one fails to try.


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A new trailer for the upcoming cinema classic, Snakes on a Plane


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