Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The Daily Show celebrates 10 fuckin' years on the air


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Now THAT'S a good pour:


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"The Cheat Codes Search Engine"


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Very useful bookmark: Today's Front Pages - 553 of them from 49 countries.


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Remember Kenan and Kel? Rumors of Kel's death have been greatly exaggerated


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The R-rated trailer for Clerks 2 that isn't shown in theaters.


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A guy set up a web page selling 1 million pixels of space for $1 each in blocks of 100 or more. The page is now sold out.


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Mel Brooks singing as Torquemada:


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Mel Brooks raps as Hitler:


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Tony Snow's Headline Helper for Week of July 9-15 (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Britney Spears Nude Harper's Bazaar -- NEW COVER


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Here's President Bush's uncensored comment to Tony Blair:


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It's The Touch day. First, Mark Wahlberg sings The Touch as Dirk Diggler (Then see the next link below for the hilarious original video):


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Promo Music Video for Transformers the Movie- Stan Bush, The Touch


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Spurned Wife More Likely 26-Year-Old Hipster Ad Twat Who Thinks He's Just So Clever


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Now THAT'S good eatin'


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"Thieves Steal 14-Foot Inflatable Sheep"


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The trailer for 13 Tzameti, an European crime "thriller." 13 Players. 1 Bullet Each! Tense and crazy stuff.


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SURPRISE SUMMER TV HIT: 'NORTH KOREA'S GOT TALENT ... 'Kim Jong-Il's First-Ever Reality Show Heats Up the Nielsens"
  • Hosted by the diminutive dictator himself, the televised talent showcase has been heating up the Nielsens ever since it debuted, with approximately 100% of all North Korean TV viewers watching it. "It helps that the marketing campaign has been so strong," says Davis Logsdon, who studies North Korean television trends at the University of Minnesota. "Also that Kim Jong-Il has forced all North Koreans to watch it under penalty of death."


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"The National Enquirer apologized to Britney Spears in its British edition Tuesday for reporting that she was ready to divorce Kevin Federline."


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The Weekend Warrior's box office predictions for July 21-23.
  • He thinks that Lady in the Water will be just popular enough to edge out Pirates for the #1 spot.
  • The field will be crowded this week, with four new releases.
  • If his analysis is correct, the box office will be about 20% ahead of last year. That makes sense. Last year also had four new releases, but none of them took in more than $13 million.


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This week's movies (3000 screens): Monster House - 63% positive reviews
  • Although the reviews were mixed for this kiddie flick with 3-D animation, those who praised it were lavish in heaping their encomiums.
    • "Way, way better than Cars."
    • "A great fantasy story."
    • "It couldn't be much more fun."
    • "Weird and twisted, but a ton of fun"


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This week's movies (3100 screens): Lady in the Water - 20% positive reviews
  • The bloom is definitely off Shyamalan's rose. The critics used words like "senseless, convoluted, ponderous, verbose, contrived, self-indulgent"


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This week's movies (1900 screens): Clerks II - 83% positive reviews.


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This week's movies (2800 screens): My Super Ex-Girlfriend - no reviews yet
  • The lack of pre-screening usually bodes ill, but the one review is positive, so ... maybe ...


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Kevin Smith talks about his aborted Superman script:



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Five clips from Woody Allen's Scoop


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Paris Hilton Now Has Two Vaginas


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Kazakhstanis Against Borat


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