Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Vinnie's Tampon Cases


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The date with Jessica Biel was auctioned off for $30,000


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The trailer from Climates, a Turkish drama which won the Fipresci Award at the 2006 Cannes Film Festival, an award presented annually to the most outlandishly pretentious and pseudo-intellectual film in the world.


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Colbert Report: Solidarity
  • "It's time for management and labor to come together as management to exploit labor."


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Colbert opposes a Cease-Fire
  • This war could be another Friends! But a cease-fire could turn into a Joey.


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Stephen Colbert's "Problems without Solutions"


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Daily Show: Celebrity Interview - M. Night Shyamalan ... Jon tries to guess the surprise ending of M. Night Shyamalan's 'Lady in the Water.'


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Here's an R-rated promotional reel from 88 Minutes, a new thriller starring Al Pacino.


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A kinda lame clip from Haven, a new Orlando Bloom movie


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The trailer from Flushed Away
  • "From DreamWorks Animation and Aardman Features, the teams behind the worldwide hit 'Wallace & Gromit - The Curse of the Were-Rabbit,' comes the computer-animated comedy 'Flushed Away.' Blending Aardman's trademark style and characterizations with DreamWorks' state-of-the-art computer animation, 'Flushed Away' is a madcap comedy set on and beneath the streets of London."


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Customer Subdues Robber With Applesauce


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Python Gulps Queen-Size Electric Blanket


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The Daily Show's Headlines for Tuesday


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Jon Stewart comments on the Middle East


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Jon Stewart observes the president's behavior at G-8


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"Daily Show: Bakkedahl - Load of Ship"
  • "The Orient Queen docked in Beirut yesterday for a once in a lifetime evacuation to Cyprus."


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"Even in a summer featuring a Garfield sequel and 'Little Man', M. Night Syamalans 'Lady in the Water' is set to take the crown as the worst movie of the summer."


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Kevin Smith and Joel Siegel duke it out on Opie and Anthony


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Location, location, oops! "IVANA TRUMP has cancelled Thursday's lunch to discuss her $150 million luxury apartment block ... in Beirut"


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Esquire: "Snakes on a Plane is like the Wikipedia version of a movie."
  • Excepting my own essays, this must be the longest analysis of a film to be written by someone who hasn't actually watched it. And even I will at least watch a film in fast forward before leaping into a pool of ignorance.


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An analysis of banned cartoons


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SCTV - Leave It To Beaver 25th Anniversary Party


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Cinema classics: The original trailer for Road House


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"After surprising the world by purchasing New Zealand, wacko Jacko is demanding a refund."


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Has the UK become too socialist? "In order to minimise the distress of grieving relatives, it has been proposed that necrophilia be regulated by the government."


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"I went to law school for this shit?" British Law Lord orders trial judge to watch Jerry Springer


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The CEO of BetOnSports.com was indicted and arrested. (For the convenience of the FBI, the dumb bastard was in the USA changing planes.)


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Hezbollah Admits To Doing Shit


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"The Eight Clown Commandments"


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FilmJerk.com's Early Report for July 18


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"Pamela Anderson is getting 'remarried'--for the first time--to Kid Rock."


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Behind the scenes at Clerks II


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Two trailers and a clip from Renaissance, an European sci-fi film.


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The trailer for The Reaping
  • "In The Reaping, Hilary Swank plays a former Christian missionary who lost her faith after her family was tragically killed, and has since become a world renowned expert in disproving religious phenomena. But when she investigates a small Louisiana town that is suffering from what appear to be the Biblical plagues, she realizes that science cannot explain what is happening and she must regain her faith to combat the dark forces threatening the community."


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Hayek an exec on ABC show 'Ugly Betty'


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Warren Beatty in court over right to make new Dick Tracy film


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The Braves scored in double figures for the fifth straight time - the first team to do that since the 1930 Yankees


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Colbert Report: T & A
  • "There's only one thing that truly unites mankind -- the objectification of womankind."


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Colbert discusses the president's performance on Open Mic Night


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Colbert gets the first donation to the Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation


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Colbert gives his weekly tip of the hat to Aliens, Iragi Idol and Wal-Mart, a wag of the finger to Arizona and ... Wal-Mart


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"Daily Show: Headlines - Mid-East Crisis: Day 9,265"


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The Daily Show: "Do you know how lucky we are that Bush saying 'sh*t' is all that was caught on tape?"


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