Friday, August 11, 2006

Mike Douglas Signs Off - A nice tribute from E! Online News
  • Mike was definitely part of America's cultural landscape. A very bland part. He was like the Kansas of our cultural terrain.
  • The best Mike Douglas joke I ever heard was from the scathing wit of the late "Mr. Mike" - Michael O'Donoghue - who once said that he belonged to a rare sect of Catholicism. At Communion, they not only received the Host, but also the Co-Host, which was the body and blood of Mike Douglas.


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Colbert Report: Lieberman's Seat
  • Take note, congressmen who won't talk to Stephen Colbert -- your challengers will!


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Colbert discusses the liquids he needs when he flies


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Colbert discusses the Lieberman defeat


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The Daily Show looks at the anti-liquid prohibition on airplanes, and wonders whether yogurt is a liquid.


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The Daily Show's Dan Bakkedahl journeys into the heart of darkness itself -- rural Indiana.
  • This is very funny. Bakkedahl goes to the places designated "terror targets" by Homeland Security, including a roller rink and a petting zoo.


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More of Colbert on the Daily Show


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Colbert shows up on The Daily Show


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Headline AND picture of the day: "Mountain resembles breasts"


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Tampon Shooter Blowgun
  • "this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles"


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The trailer for Princesas
  • "Director and screenwriter, Fernando Leon de Aranoa, gives us a moving yet sobering tale of two young prostitutes in Madrid who develop a friendship based on their desire for a better life. Initially they meet when Zule, an immigrant from the Dominican Republic, steals one of Caye's customers for a lower fee, but when she finds Zule badly beaten in her apartment, they quickly become each other's support system. The consequences and depressing reality of life on the street are explored, as we learn that Zule is selling herself to support her young son back home. She is even willing to put up with an abusive and manipulative boyfriend who promises to get her legal working papers, while Caye is trying to save up enough money for a breast lift to attract more customers. Even in their grim circumstances, they like to pretend they are princesses, to offer them a glimpse of hope, even though they work in an industry where they are objectified and abused by men."


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Bush Seeks Exit Strategy at Mapquest ... Vows to Find Most Direct Route from Iraq to U.S.


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Totally Surreal: First, Raquel Welch sings California Dreaming while wandering through Paris. Then, at about 2:50 she breaks into a robotic disco dance in a silver bikini through a sculpture park! Then back to the Paris streets for the finale.


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Undercover Kitten dies in traffic accident


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Database: how to get a human instead of a phone menu


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Mike Douglas, former TV show host, dies


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Top Ten Closet Stoners in TV History


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"Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Metallica Songs"


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Slot machine multiplies deposit by 10
  • "Gamblers raked in nearly half a million dollars over two days on a slot machine that multiplied by 10 the amount of money that players put in"


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Woman's 10-Year-Old Plate Now Called Obscene. Thank you, internets.


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50 Cunnilingus Tips from Women


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Already shopped the entire Sharper Image catalogue? How about the Fart Detector?


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"Top 10 Celebrity See-Through Moments on the Red Carpet"


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Playboy May be Ripe for Leveraged Buyout, Analysts Say


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Delta plane stuck in the mud at Jackson airport


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Random Clips from Blazing Saddles


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COSMOS - Carl Sagan - the edge of forever


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"When Debbie Phillips tried to report a crime, police just snickered. 'I told him that someone came into my house and cleaned'


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Remembering Mark 'The Bird' Fidrych


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Borat's page at MySpace


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Edinburgh Fringe: 101 ways to massacre Shakespeare


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Paris Hilton bitten by a kinkajou
  • Miss Hilton said that her current project is to get bitten by obscure, wild creatures, like a tapir, a gavial, and Ben Gazzara


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Sacred cows: Blade writers take down some of our cultural icons


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Professor interrupts his lecture momentarily (Pretty cool scene, actually. Really happened, but would make a decent movie scene.)


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The trailer for Old Joy, which appears to be an indie film about two boring douchebags going for a walk. (And I'm not kidding!)


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The Hannity/Colmes report cuts to the chase: "Hannity Sucks Ass"


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Aniston says she not only never heard of Vince Vaughn but is, in fact, not Jennifer Aniston at all.
  • The actual link goes to a story about Us Magazine, which insists that they have the engagement story right.


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Al Gore buys a Hummer and loads up on oil company stock
  • I'm kidding ... about the Hummer.


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SONY announces most useless product of all time: First Blu-ray disc drive won't play Blu-ray movies


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The World Trade Center movie opened in second place on Wednesday.


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Crawford Vacation 2006: President Bush Laments Devastating Economic Repercussions of His Shortened Vacation on Regular Folk of Crawford, Texas ... (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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