Sunday, August 20, 2006

Callers to Canadian airline get phone sex line instead
  • This is an early step in Canada's plan to change ALL its numbers to phone sex lines, since research shows nobody wants to call any Canadians. Preliminary studies estimate that the revenues should allow Canada to eliminate taxes entirely.


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Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science


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HOLLYWOOD WONDERS WHY SHITTY MOVIE WASN'T A HIT


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First look at: The DirecTV Plus HD-DVR


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Weekend Box Office Results for August 18-20
  • Ouch. Turkeys on a Plane is more like it. Dragged down by the colossal failure of the reptilians, the box office dropped about 20% from last weekend, and was 9% below last year - following a streak in which 11 of the past 12 weekends have beaten last year. Ouch.
  • The Snakes finished with about half of their anticipated revenues.
  • To be fair, nobody really knew how to predict Snakes because it has no real comps. HOWEVER, the predictions were perfectly sensible. The box office needed to be about $15 million higher to retain its the 6% edge over last year from the previous week. All the other films were right about on target, but Snakes was short almost exactly the missing $15 million!
  • All that worked out great for ol' Ricky Bobby, who took the checkered flag for a third straight week!



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'The Simpsons' claimed U.S. television's highest honor for a prime-time cartoon on Saturday as Emmy voters shied away from giving the prize to 'South Park' for an episode lampooning Scientology and Tom Cruise.


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Here is Mylene Farmer's very naughty 11-minute music video / short film, Libertine (1986)



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Twilight Zone 116 - The Hitch-Hiker
  • Alone on a cross-country trip, a woman (Inger Stevens) continually sees the same hitch-hiker everywhere she looks.
  • This is especially cool because it is a very early one. It has the original introduction, and Serling had not yet perfected his narration




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Hollywoody attends the preview for Motherfuckin' Snakes on a Motherfuckin' Plane
  • Woody is actually pretty funny in this. He gets Samuel L to say something like "Those gosh-darn snakes on a doggone plane"


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The R-rated trailer for the latest modern-day interpretation of Macbeth (It's rated R because the witches are naked.)


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The trrailer for Gone
  • A contemporary psychological thriller in which a young British couple travelling through the Australian outback become involved with a mysterious and charismatic American whose motive for imposing his friendship upon them becomes increasingly suspect and sinister.


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The trailer for Aurora Borealis, a drama with Joshua Jackson, Donald Sutherland, Juliette Lewis, Louise Fletcher ...


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JonBenet Suspect Says He Also Killed Amelia Earhart ... Claims Aviator's Death Was 'Accident'


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Can you smell the new "priceless" for parody writers? My life, my card ... Kevin Federline


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You know you might be a redneck if you enter this contest: "CMT will award $50,000 to the mother of the first baby born in America during the premiere of Jeff Foxworthy's new sketch comedy series"


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Boys flocking to be 'ducks' for China's bored housewives, especially the famous Peking Ducks


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Nostradamus predicted Spain as the winner of World Cup 2006
  • Nostradamus died poor. His bookie did not.


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Amazing .. so much effort for something so impermanent ... Scott Wade's Dirty Car Art Gallery


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Baby Cyclops born in India, may be capable of living to adulthood.


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It's August 20th, and You're on Notice ...




Today's note: Velveteeth? Hey, if ya can't stand da teet', stay outta da bitches.


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