Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Uwe Boll ready to pound the shit out of five of his harshest critics


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"Paramount Pictures is ending its 14-year relationship with Tom Cruise's film production company because of the actor's offscreen behavior


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In this classic footage from 1944, the Ross sisters, Aggie, Maggie and Elmira, sing and contort all over the place. The contortion is what you're interested in.



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Daily Show: Karr on a Plane


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Daily Show: President Bush just can't understand why he hasn't gotten a "Thank You" card from the Iraqi people.


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The Daily Show's Samantha Bee investigates whether snakes on a plane could motherfucking happen here.


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This week's movies. None of these are reviewed yet except Idlewild, and the reviews for that are weak so far.
  • Beerfest - 2800 theaters- lowbrow comedy from Broken Lizard (Super Troopers)
  • Invincible - 2400 theaters - Disney sports film about the guy who made the Eagles through open try-outs.
  • How to Eat Fried Worms - 1800 theaters - junior high school kid takes on a bully
  • Idlewild - 900 theaters - hip-hop musical.
  • Little Miss Sunshine expands to 1400 theaters.


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The Weekend Warrior's predictions for the weekend box office
  • He's predicting a weekend with no solid winners. The inspirational Disney sports film du jour is expected to take the #1 slot with a not-so-inspirationsl #13 million. Beerfest is expected to finish second, but with less than $10 million.
  • If all of his predictions were to be accurate, the weekend's grosses would be about even with last year's, maybe down just a hair.


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The future of newspapers? Flexible E-Paper SVGA Display


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ESPN's analysis of the Madden '07 ratings
  • The best line? "90 -- Brett Favre's morale rating. This one is right on. Playing against Brett Favre is absolutely fantastic for a team's morale."


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NFL All-Star Cheerleaders 2006 Pics and Bio (Gee, I wonder which contributor sent that in.)


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You think you can make a better Superhero movie than the ones on the big screen? Well, these guys did.


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The paparazzi caught a celebrity in a bikini, and it's not Lohan! (Kate Beckinsale) (Not much meat on Kate's bones, but what there is - Grade-A Prime)


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"Today's the anniversary of Elvis Presley's death, so celebrate by glutting yourself on his favorite sandwich: the Fool's Gold Loaf." (It's basically peanut butter, grape jelly, and bacon.)


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The 10 Coolest Cell Phones


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Dresses made of colorful condoms.


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Lindsay Lohan admits to having sex with Satan


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Why are rat testicles so big?


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"The Debut of RoboDump"


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Celebrities Without Makeup


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This is pretty funny ... Fellowship 9/11, Michael Moore parody


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George Carlin - Back in Town - 1996


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A high-res picture of San Francisco after the great earthquake


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Ten clips from The Last Kiss (2006), Zack Braff's new movie, which was written by Paul Haggis (Crash).


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Nine clips from Beerfest (2006)


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What's everybody watching? YouTube


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Bush Promotes Iran to Axis of Eviler ... Calls Iranian President Ahmadinejad 'Evilerdoer'


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Letterman: "Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Is In Love With You"

  • He carved your initials in an infidel
  • You say you enjoy Barry Manilow -- next day he sends you Barry Manilow's ear
  • Orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws
  • Says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching hatred for the Zionists


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Al-Maliki Statement: Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Talabani Delivers Heartfelt "Thank You" To Super-Competent American Occupiers - (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Russia's beautiful mind: Reclusive life of a math genius


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Scientist: Dolphins are stupid


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Arizona man stung to death by "killer" bees
  • Submitter wrote: "I'll give the editor credit for not being judgmental, but considering the rest of the headline, are the quotation marks really necessary?"


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