Tuesday, September 12, 2006

The Sun Online - Bizarre: Just how Lo can lazy Lindsay go? (See the uncensored picture in the next link down)


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Yet another public appearance of Lindsay Lohan's bald coochie


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Illuminated Clothes and Costumes By Enlighted Designs


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"Aerial Photography of the U.S. featuring New England, Florida, California, Caribbean, and National Parks."


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Satellite photo of lower Manhattan on 9-12-01


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Bad news for Yankee haters: Godzilla is back, while Jeter and Abreu are hotter than pistols
  • Matsui went four for four with a walk, Jeter got on base every time up, and Abreu batted in six runs in one inning!


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Something Awful: Motivational Posters for Supervillains
  • "MONOLOGUING: Because they will never know how weak and pitiful they are unless you tell them!"


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"Borat" Toronto's favorite film


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This week's theater count
  • Black Dahlia - 2000 theaters
  • Everyone's Hero - 2700
  • Gridiron Gang - 3200
  • Last Kiss - 1100
  • Artie Lange's Beer League - 164
  • The Guardian - 700 in a one-day sneak preview.


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ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies Opening this week
  • No reviews yet for Gridiron Gang or Everyone's Hero
  • The Black Dahlia, DePalma's new film, 75% positive
  • The Last Kiss, Zach Braff in a melodramedy about turning 30, a remake of a 2001 Italian film, 60% positive reviews. There were, however, some VERY harsh negatives. Edward Douglas (The Weekedn Warrior) has the best lines: "A lot of magazines have called Braff the voice of his generation, which I guess is everyone between 20 and 30 something, and if that’s the case, then they really must be pretty whiny. For the most part, you should bring a barf bag and a razor blade, because you’ll need one or both by the time you’re done with this"


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The Weekend Warrior's box office analysis for the upcoming weekend
  • Quick summary: new releases take top four spots in a weekend better than last week, but still weak.


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Join the mile high club in a Piper - Mile High Atlanta


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This is a real headline. Honest. "Barbara Walters claims dog talked to her"


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A (really boring) clip from Haven, the new Orlando Bloom thriller


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Female Heads of State: Hot or Not?
  • "Are you a female head of state? Register to upload your photo and profile!"


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Colbert explains why George Allen's version of the amendment is SO much better than the other guy's


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Daily Show: President's Stages of Grief
  • Bush's stages of grief over 9/11 are: Denial, Anger, Anger, Anger, Hanukkah, Acceptance, Denial.


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The celebrities who are ripest for breakdowns


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Luc Besson is leaving the movie business


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The best look back at 9/11: This is the first show that Jon Stewart did from New York after the 9/11 tragedy.


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Report from Toronto: Christopher Guest's new film takes a jab at the Oscars


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Check out the new board for Monopoly Here and Now.
  • The Boardwalk has been replaced by Times Square, the railroads are replaced by airports, and other valuable properties include Disney World, Waikiki Beach, Fenway Park, South Beach, The White House, etc


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"Bush Vows to Google Bin Laden" ... Enlists World's Most Powerful Search Engine in Hunt for Madman


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A review of the script for Kashmir!


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Two trailers and four clips from Right At Your Door
  • After multiple dirty bombs are detonated, spreading deadly toxic ash across Los Angeles, Brad (Rory Cochrane) inadvertently quarantines his wife, Lexi (Mary McCormack) outside their new home by safely sealing himself inside. With the city under siege and Martial Law in affect, Brad and Lexi struggle to survive with little supply, limited time and no information—all the while separated by thin doors and thinner sheets of plastic. When "help" finally does arrive, it appears to be anything but.


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Lots of material on Pan's Labyrinth.
  • See the trailer on the front page. See the ComicCon reel by entering the site and clicking "video."


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Eight clips from The Black Dahlia


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"The BBC has voiced regret over a spoof pop video making light of the conflicts in the Middle East, which was made as a joke by London news staff but leaked to a newspaper"


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The Path to 9/11: Deleted Scenes From ABC's Fair & Balanced Docu-Drama (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)
  • "Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky sprawl naked across the Old Resolute desk, feeding each other glazed Dunkin' Donuts Munchkins from an enormous crystal punchbowl."
  • "Right on! The only thing that would make me happier than you doing that thing with your big sloppy Labrador tongue would be if Osama bin Laden blew up some fucking New Yorkers just as I'm about to shoot a love missile into the back of your throat!"


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Baseball comeback of the year? You can make a case for Nomar or Beltran or others, but I vote for The Big Hurt
  • Thomas's lifetime slugging average is .567. He's currently slugging .566. His lifetime OPS is a lofty .982. He's currently at .962. In other words, he's a Hall of Famer now playing at his typical level again.
  • He has currently homered in six consecutive games.
  • His salary? $500,000. He's 38 years old, coming off a .219 season and a history of injuries. The White Sox had given up on him, and nobody thought he was worth acquiring. Call the A's the "A Plusses" for this move, which appears to be about to pay off with a division championship.


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