Tuesday, September 26, 2006

EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT FROM GENERAL PERVEZ MUSHARRAF'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY (Satire from Whitehouse.org)


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"Boy, three, buys car on internet"
  • This is a real story from BBC. The kid didn't buy a toy, but a $15,000 car!


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Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Osama Bin Laden Isn't Really Dead"

  • He's appearing in Atlantic City this weekend with Tony Danza
  • He's captain of the Muslim team on the all new 'Survivor'
  • Empty case of Yoo-Hoo was recently discovered in lawless border region of Afghanistan
  • During Fashion Week, he unveiled his fall line of turbans


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The Best Video Games in the History of Humanity


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Pope says Islam is "really swell"


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The top ten movies of all time, as chosen by Leo DiCaprio


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Headline of the day: "Toilet paper dress wipes out all rivals in designer contest"


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The birds sing a sweeter tune. The sun shines brighter than ever before. Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie Are Friends Again!


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A line rarely seen in a news story: "I have monkeys in my pants"
  • ... and they've been very bad monkeys, and I have to spank them.


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Dog starts car after eating chip


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The trailer for Requiem
  • A small town in the 1970s in southern Germany. Michaela, 21, has grown up in a deeply religious family, with a kind but weak father and a cold-hearted, distant mother. Despite her years-long battle with epilepsy, Michaela burns to leave home and study at the university. There, her first taste of freedom, her budding love for Stefan and her friendship with Hanna crack open the shell of faith and family within which she had always felt secure and protected. The result is a breakdown. Not a normal epileptic attack, but a frightening onrush of grotesque faces and voices. Afraid of being sent back home to her family, Michaela seeks help from a priest who reinforces her conviction that she is possessed. Though Stefan and Hanna entreat her to seek psychiatric help, they are unable to break through the dense religious and moral ties binding Michaela to her family, and leave her to her fate..."


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Temperamental Russell Crowe says he doesn't "do charity work" for studios


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A classic music video: David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling


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Soldiers to be equipped with such blasters in future (Photo)


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