Friday, October 06, 2006

The Russians finally find a worthwhile use for x-ray technology.


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Katie Holmes - SERIOUS cleavage


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Actual headline (not a spoof site): "David Hasselhoff Says Knight Rider Car Was Gay"


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I did not make this up. It is not from a satire site: Terrell Owens has written a children's book, 'Little T Learns To Share,' about the importance of unselfish team play


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Borat visits the doctor (scene deleted from the film)


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Say "Sayonara: to the Twinkies. They never knew what hit 'em


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I think you can guess which movie the author is discussing: "It is THE most appallingly crude and shocking movie ever made. But it was so deliciously evil I laughed from start to finish. It has to be seen to be believed."


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Colbert profiles Florida's Fightin' 16th - Mark Foley's district.


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Colbert comes to Mark Foley's defense


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Colbert explains how to use behavioral profiling to identify terrorists


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Colbert tries to kick his expensive coffee habit


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The Daily Show analyzes the budget for the Iraq victory party.


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The Daily Show: President Bush tells us what his job is - and is NOT.


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The Daily Show: President Bush tells us what his job is.


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Showtime Free Preview Weekend on Yahoo TV


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Myth/Fact: Setting the Record Straight on Liberal Hatchet Man Bob Woodward's New Book, State of Denial (WHITEHOUSE.ORG)


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Six new clips from Marie Antoinette


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Sex on screen in Shortbus: Porn or art?


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"Here's something Ray Liotta and Virginia Madsen won't be putting on their resumes: stars of the first new TV show to bite the dust this fall."


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Sienna Miller apologizes for telling the truth about Pittsburgh


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"Army Recruiters Urge School Shooters To Enlist"


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GALLUP: If the election were held today, the Senate would likely split about 50-50, a significant gain for the Dems.


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This week's movies, Friday update:
  • The Departed - 95% positive reviews
  • Texas Chainsaw Prequel - 25%
  • Employee of the Month - 25%


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Comedy writer turned talent scout Dave Barry announces his latest find.
  • (It's like watching Arnold Schwarzenegger do hip-hop.)


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"William Shatner to host game show"


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The Executive Coloring Book - from 1961


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NBC to pull the plug on "Kidnapped"


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Mr Burns negotiates with Homer Simpson: Union Leader


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Letterman's: Top Ten Signs You're Watching a Bad Mafia Movie

  • Takes place on the mean streets of Appleton, Wisconsin
  • Offers are refusable
  • Directed by Scorsese ... Martin's brother Larry
  • Instead of horse's head, informant wakes up with a delicious chocolate on his pillow
  • Punishment for snitching: No X-Box for a week
  • Only whacking is done by Mark Foley


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The complete first episode of I Pity the Fool


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South Park's season premiere episode about World of Warcraft


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This is not from a satire site: Scientists to create 'frankenbunny' in big research leap
  • "Scientists are planning to create a 'frankenrabbit' by fusing together human cells with a rabbit egg."


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PARIS HILTON AND SHANNA MOAKLER WERE FIGHTING OVER U.S. FOREIGN POLICY


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A clip from Deliver Us From Evil, the story of Father Oliver O'Grady, the most notorious pedophile in the history of the modern Catholic Church.


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The HD trailer for Alpha Dog
  • This has been kind of a troubled saga since its premiere at Sundance. Changed studios. Changed its release date.
  • Inspired by actual events, "Alpha Dog" revolves around a mid-level drug dealer from the San Gabriel Valley whose thirst for power led him to become, at 19, the youngest man ever to appear on the FBI's Most Wanted list. Emile Hirsch stars as teenage suburban drug dealer Johnny Truelove, an ambitious young man whose lifestyle is a mecca for guns, sex and drugs. When a "client" cheats Johnny and a deal goes bad, he devises a plan to get his money back by kidnapping the client's younger brother - but it's not a typical kidnapping when it turns out that everyone knows and likes the kid. So what now? Things take an unexpected twist as Johnny and his crew get caught up in the dangerous and violent world they once idealized.


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"President George W. Bush said today that the Foley matter 'only reaffirms my belief that we must crack down on illegal immigration.'"


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