Monday, January 15, 2007

Woman Killed In First Wii-Related Death
"Jennifer Strange was found dead on Friday at her home after taking part in a contest named 'Hold your wee for a Wii' at the studios of radio station KDND 107.9. The competition involved drinking large quantities of water, with the last person to go to the toilet winning a Wii console - currently out of stock in most of North America."


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Terrorists attacking British bases in Basra are using aerial footage displayed by the Google Earth internet tool to pinpoint their attacks.
Those terrorists must have a really advanced version of Google Earth. I always see pictures that seem to have been taken years ago.


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BODY LANGUAGE EXPERTS: BUSH WAS HOSTAGE IN "SURGE" SPEECH


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The home page of Captain Liam Starwatcher, who died some 300 years ago.
Apparently he died as a sea pirate and has returned as an internet pirate. I guess. What can I tell you? Strange site, and I guess I don't quite "get it."


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The Sun acknowledges: Page 3's Keeley Hazell mad at vid leak
"PAGE 3 beauty Keeley was "deeply upset" last night after a private video was made public."

Her Wikipedia entry says: "In early January 2007, a sex tape of Keeley Hazell and her ex-boyfriend Lloyd Miller had been posted on the Internet. The video explicitly shows Keeley performing oral sex for several minutes and then sexual intercourse. At the start of the video Keeley is clearly heard shouting "Get on the bed!" repeatidly to her boyfriend in a playful tone. The video allegedly was shot at a hotel in Majorca sometime in 2006. Following the leak, Hazell was reported as being very upset."

Here's a link to watch the entire Keeley Hazell sex tape YouTube-style, and here is a link to a downloadable version of the tape. (Shows a small portion YouTube-style, with links to download the full tape.) Needless to say, it is not safe for work.

It's not a very good sex tape. She keeps her top on, and the video seems to be mostly his bum and his Johnson. In fact, there are long sections where nothing is visible at all, but eventually her open woman-flower can be seen briefly.


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Professional Executioners Weigh In On Hussein Hanging


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The trailer for HANNIBAL RISING


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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster


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The Top 10 Sexy Commercials Worldwide


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URL says it all: MovieBodyCounts.com


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Cinematical Seven: "Films I'm Looking Forward to at Sundance"
A preview of some indy films which might fly under the mainstream radar.


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O.J. Says Leaked Chapter Is Not a Murder Confession
"O.J. Simpson says a chapter from his unpublished book that hypothesizes how he would have killed his ex-wife and her friend was created mostly from a ghostwriter's research and is not a confession."


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OJ's book finally leaked
"I was drenched in blood, holding a knife" ... er ... theoretically speaking, of course.


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Winners of the I Look Like My Dog Contest


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Themed Fonts - Free TV, Movie and Music Fonts
It's one of those sites that I bookmarked because it seems cool, and then I realized I'll probably never make any use of those fonts! Your mileage may vary.


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Something is fishy here. Ky. man gets probation for scheme to defraud bass tournaments.
They carried the bass onto their boat in a basket, but what I don't understand is how the hell they got the prize-winning bass in the first place. Can you just go to a store and buy record-sized live fish, or were they breeding them?


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Wealthy Portuguese man selects heirs at random from phone book
"A wealthy Portuguese bachelor who had no children left his fortune to 70 strangers whom he selected at random from a telephone book, a newspaper reported."


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Canadian artist hopes to float giant banana over Texas
"The project will likely require a total of $1 million before Texans see the giant banana sailing above their heads." You aren't going to believe this, but some Canadians (presumably only those institutionalized for delusional behavior) actually feel that this project isn't worthy of government funding.


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Eliza Dushku Info - the trailer for Nobel Son
Plus several Dushku clips including a (downloadable) version of that semi-nude film clip


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Eliza Dushku (or a body double) has a semi-nude scene in Nobel Son (seen below)
The film does not yet have a firm release date. An IMDb commenter says that it's really Eliza - not a double - in this scene, but that is about as reliable as O.J's search for the real killers


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Dakota Fanning is growing up WAY too fast - Slate Magazine
The film in question, Hounddog, is scheduled to screen at the Sundance Film Festival this month. Some folks think allowing a child under 13 to star in a gritty film involving partial nudity, sex abuse, and rape constitutes poor judgment on the part of her mother and agent. The movie's writer-director, Deborah Kampmeier, has issued a statement urging critics to withhold judgment until they see the film.

In that case, I'll be withholding until, oh, maybe 2025.


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What is the deal with Paula Abdul? Check out this interview from last week:


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Trey Parker performs What Would Brian Boitano Do? live at Slamdance.


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SNL's version of the Trump vs Rosie feud


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The original Star Wars trailer (Kind of creepy and totally cheesy.)


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The Entire World Summarized In Only 7 Pictures


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In two days, The Pirate Bay has saved $13,000 toward their purchase of Sealand
The price of Sealand is expected to be about $2 billion so at $6,500 a day they should have enough in about 840 years. Unfortunately, inflation is expected to drive the price up to one gazillion dollars by the year 2850.


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The Inscrutable Magic 8-Ball Dissected!


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"The sixth annual No Pants! Subway Ride"


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Here's a tip for you Austrian youngsters: Fucking - nicht so schnell!
Nicht so schnell means "slow down." I think we all know that we have to go slow as we enter into Fucking, but you can go much faster later.


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Victoria Harbour - Hong Kong at different hours of day and night (Warning: multiple pop-ups, some of which snuck through my protection.)


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Checkout Line from 1982 Discovered
"Judging by the expiration dates on their purchases, and the amount of velcro in their clothes, we quickly deduced that these people had been standing there since 1982," said inspector Davis Mervin. Medics arriving on the scene found traces of spilled PentotussinTM, an opium-derived cough medicine recalled in 1983 for inducing comas.


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Uncle Scoopy's Guest House presents Immoral Women
Borowczyk's sorta follow-up to Immoral Tales presents three more erotic stories. (Sample captures.) This film has never before been available on DVD, or even on a decent video tape!

If you are interested, the Rare DVD site is running a 2-for-1 sale on this DVD pre-order. Click here or on the graphic below for details.


Uncle Scoopy Promo Three Immoral Women DVD + Bonus


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NFL 2006-2007 - and then there were four
What can you say? Brady always gets it done in the playoffs. That's good news for Colt fans like my son, because the Colts now get to play the AFC championship game at home, and they already beat the Pats in Foxboro. That's better than facing the Chargers in San Diego, but the problem is you just can't count the Pats out. Sumbitches never lose in post-season.

A few years back I called the Saints the worst franchise in the history of major league sports, because they had been around forever and never had won a playoff game. They broke the ice a couple of years ago, and then recovered from a disastrous 2005-06 year to reach the NFC championship game this year! Good on ya, New Orleans. You deserve a break.


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Factory Girl Clips! ("Sienna Miller Butt Naked!")


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