Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Anothe pageant scandal: MISS PORN USA ‘EXPOSED’ AS VIRGIN, ACCUSED OF LABIAL LIP SYNCHING
"Scandalous photos of Miss XXX are also circulating on the Internet, that show her sipping ice tea at a church social, and leaving with a chaperone."


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"Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into rehab."
Rehab at 20! What will she look like at 40? Lohan is the Judy Garland of her own time.


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Here's the trailer for Danny Boyle's latest, Sunshine, a sci-film about "re-igniting" the sun:


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My heart's on fire, not to mention my pants. "Man burned after cell phone catches fire in pants"
"Is that a cell phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me."


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David Letterman's Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Barack Obama
Played Kenickie in the Senate production of "Grease"

Makes immigration speeches as hilarious, uninformed foreigner "Borat Obama"

Presides over Congressional Committee to lower Al Gore's body fat


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Casino Royale, as reviewed by The Filthy Critic, who saw it at his local "dollar theater."


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Dying star gives birth to planets
Interesting astronomy story. "The formation of what could be a new class of planetary system has been observed by an international team of astronomers."


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Ashley Olsen looking ... well ... odd. (Golden Globes party)


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Ad Age picks The Top 100 Advertising Campaigns of the 20th Century


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"Stephen Colbert wasn't invited back to speak at the White House Correspondents Association dinner"
To avoid a repeat of last year's edgy performance which left everyone shifting uncomfortably in their seats, they got somebody as safe as possible - middle-of-the-road impersonator Rich Little. (All kidding aside, I didn't know he was still alive.)


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Goodfellas actor Paul Sorvino pulled a gun on his daughter's ex-boyfriend
(The story is not about Mira, but another daughter.)


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American Idol took the United States by storm with a record 37.3 million viewers tuning in for the sixth season premiere
.. "the highest audience numbers in the show's history."


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Crank Yankers: Jessica Simpson's Tiny Penis
"While setting up a spa appointment, Jessica Simpson's personal assistant tries to explain the little something extra the waxer might find in her bikini area. From Crank Yankers."


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Unnecessary Censorship: Jan 6th, 2007
Now with Jimmy's new improved 70s Pornstar moustache


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Great cartoon from TV Funhouse: The Harlem Globetrotters meet Jesus


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"Can you grind out the best from scratch GRINDHOUSE trailer for SXSW and Rodriguez?"
"Submissions must arrive no later than February 12, to: SXSW Grindhouse Trailers, P.O. Box 4999, Austin, TX 78765. There is no application fee, but the trailers must be under two minutes in length, and made within the last 12 months. Films that have already been submitted to SXSW for 2007 consideration, are not eligible. The 2007 SXSW Film Festival occurs March 9-17 throughout downtown Austin, TX. Grindhouse will open nationwide on April 6, 2007."


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A long clip from the legendary nude play Oh, Calcutta (Featuring Bill macy, the guy who played Maude's husband)


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Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Gets Kinky
"Now TMZ delivers the goods: The web site reports that it has confirmed the existence of a raunchy sex tape starring Paris Hilton's best friend Kim Kardashian and Brandy's brother Ray J. Kardashian, who has a fashion consulting business, is the daughter of OJ Simpson's late attorney and best buddy, Robert Kardashian."


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Judge's Ruling Signals Hope For Model's Future Maids
"In addition to restitution, community service and anger management classes, Ms. Campbell is hereby assigned the task of funding research into high-velocity hand-held projectile warning systems," said a court aide. "Next time she cocks back to hurl her phone at a maid, the judge just wants the maid to have a little heads-up."


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U2 Super Bowl halftime show 2002 - 9/11 tribute


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Sacha Cohen's press conference after his Best Actor award for Borat


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FilmJerk.com's Early Report for January 17, 2007
"The Early Report features the most detailed listings on the Internet of all films scheduled to be released in the upcoming six weeks, including actual and estimated screen counts, running times and ratings. This week's report covers 43 known new movies opening in theatres between Wednesday 1/17/06 and Friday 2/16/07, plus dozens more titles expanding their runs during this timeframe."


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The Top 100 things I'll do if I ever become an evil overlord
"Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly."


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"THE 100 OLDEST CURRENTLY-REGISTERED .COM DOMAINS"
The first registered domain name still in existence is symbolics.com


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Another spectacularly gorgeous HD trailer for Frank Miller's 300 (Trailer 2 is the new one)


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Jacko and Joan Crawford - separated at birth?
I never realized just how much Joe Lieberman looks like Barney Fife


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How far can bullets travel when fired into water?


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"Globe-trotting Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have moved to New Orleans"
"the couple's relocation to the flood-ravaged Louisiana city is at least partly in keeping with their off-screen devotion to various humanitarian causes around the world."

Because ... New Orleans looks like the third world?


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