Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Various naughty items found in Paris Hilton's storage locker
(Rapidshare link). Nude videos, topless pictures, etc.


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CelebPixx: New images of Paris Hilton Topless


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Here's an underwater video of one of those primitive frilled sharks (see story below)


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There is nudity from Leah Cairns in this trailer and film clip from 88 Minutes
She is Racetrack on Battle Star Galactica. The film is an unreleased Al Pacino thriller.


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MALIKI'S "STATE OF DISUNION" ADDRESS
"We continue to oppose embryonic stem cell research, particularly since we have plenty of organs and spare body parts available from people massacred in the streets."


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Pee-wee Herman at 55.
His celebration was going well until they put on the naughty movie and he started ... well, you know.


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Another Oscar nominee - Eramos pocos
Nicely done, but this one is in Spanish, with no subtitles. Sorry.


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Another Oscar-nominated short - No Time For Nuts


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A complete Oscar nominee online
Hey, I might actually know what they're talking about this year when they honor the "best shorts"


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Headline of the day: Jessica Biel's Vibrating Panties Could Have Helped Cameron Diaz


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The scariest damned rare primitive shark ever


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Forty stars tell a secret about their high school experience


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Before the year, he'd have been voted "least likely to be an Oscar nominee" - a former 'Bad News Bear' who quit acting for 13 years
Jackie Earle Haley has been working in San Anton as a pizza dude! Prior to 2006, his last film was the immortal cinema classic Maniac Cop 3. He did a good job in Little Children as the pedophile, and his nomination is solid, but I can't imagine how enough voters could have discovered him.


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Anti-Fart Underwear
Science conquers the smell. Now if we can silence the noise ...


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Nick Nolte drunk at Sundance - Radio Interview
When Nick has been drinkin', he sounds as good as he looks.


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The Oscar Nominees listed by Box Office Performance
Except for The Departed, the Best Picture nominees have been seen by about as many people as the Screech sex tape.

Look at the "best original screenplay" nominees - proof positive that the only way to be nominated is to write something nobody wants to see!


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Paris Exposed: New Private Tapes
Click on "view free clip" for plenty of free r-rated stuff, including plenty of NEW stuff.


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David Letterman's Top Ten Messages Left On Fidel Castro's Answering Machine
"Wow, congratulations on having Cuba's only answering machine"


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David Letterman's Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying The 108-Inch Television
Will a 108-inch Wolf Blitzer scare the dog?

Are these the same bastards that sold me that 108-inch toaster?

If I don't buy it, do the terrorists win?


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David Letterman's Top Ten Surprises in Bush's State of the Union Address
Unveiled plan for botched invasion of Iran

When he said 'Times are tough. That's why when I need a little pick-me-up I reach for a Snickers!'

Concluded policy proposal with a rousing 'Deal or No Deal?'


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NBC has now posted all three episodes of Pale Force The Movie


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More controversial RNC ads from TV Funhouse


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Space Ghost interviews Weird Al


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The largest living thing on earth: a huge mushroom in Oregon
"This most recent find was estimated to cover over 2,200 acres (890 hectares) and be at least 2,400 years old, possibly older."

It narrowly edged out the previous largest living thing, Brian Dennehy.


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Today's Neo-Nazis Have No Respect For Tradition
"And don't get me started on the whole skinhead thing. What idiot came up with that idea? When everybody's bald, you can't even tell who's blond. Back in the '70s, we combed our hair neatly, wore starched, pressed brown shirts, and polished our jackboots until you could use them as mirrors. We always looked presentable, even when beating up Mexican migrant workers or sending hate mail to Jewish leaders."


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FilmJerk.com - The Early Report for January 23, 2007
"Actual and estimated screen counts, running times and ratings. This week's report covers 52 known new movies opening in theatres between Wednesday 1/24/06 and Friday 2/23/07, plus dozens more titles expanding their runs during this timeframe."


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Make Google Laugh
Tell Google a joke and it tells you how funny it is in precise mathematical terms to four decimal places. I typed in "My dick is so big it won't take Spielberg's calls" and it told me it was 54.3668% funny!

My next one scores 94 and change: "A guy walks into a sky-high bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You don't want that; you want a Red Rooster! It'll make you fly!" The guy argues and the bartender chugs a Red Rooster and jumps out the window, flies around in a circle and back in! The guy says, "WOW! I WILL have a Red Rooster!" He drinks it down and jumps out the window and falls to his death - Splat! A regular at the bar says to the bartender, "You know, you're a real asshole when you're drinking, Superman!"

I finally got 100% on my third try: "Yo momma is so fat she didn't have children, just suburbs."


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If you're crazy for baseball stats, don't miss Phil Birnbaum's quarterly newsletter, By the Numbers (.pdf format)


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