Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Bears fan loses bet, prepares to change name to Peyton Manning
Could be worse. He can thank God the Falcons didn't make it to the Super Bowl, or he'd spend the rest of his life as Ron Mexico.


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Christopher Walken as a dancing pimp in Pennies from Heaven
If you've never seen him dance for real, you'll be impressed. The man can move.


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Mork & Mindy Season 1 Bloopers


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Encounter with SEVENTY-TWO VIRGINS
A New Yorker article written by comedian Steve Martin, who is now a mild and hazy guy


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Popular Mechanics magazine February 1950 - "Miracles You'll See In The Next Fifty Years"


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Tori Spelling wasn't ever very hot, but have you seen her lately?


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VAGINA INSTITUTE - Natural vagina or designer model - can you spot the difference?
You have to love the term "designer vagina." With the new pantiless trend, how long before celebrities actually have their crotches styled by professionals? "I have a Gucci Coochie ... a Coco Taco ... a Calvin Clam ... a Diorifice ... Labia by Lauren"


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A picture of Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream Ice Cream!


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Keith Urban sues Keith Urban
I'm no lawyer, but this does not appear to be a case of cyber-squatting.

First of all, the guy who owns the site is apparently named Keith Urban for real, while the singer is actually named Keith Urbahn

Second, the domain was registered in May of 1999, when nobody knew who the hell the singer was. His debut album was released in 2000, and he was chosen top NEW male vocalist in 2001.


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"Chris Matthews drops F-bomb on Imus" (w/video)


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We do use books that call Jews 'apes', and Christians "pigs" admits head of Islamic school
... but it's OK because racism, by its very nature, is not racist!

Her real argument is actually worse: " ... but we don't teach hatred towards Judaism or Christianity." So her point is that it's OK to equate Jews to apes, because they love apes!

By the way, the school in not in Riyadh, but in Acton, UK.


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"First Look" presents a documentary with new footage from Spider-Man 3 (click on the three)


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ESPN reviews the Super Bowl party scene


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Mac's commercials are already taking pot-shots at Vista.


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SWEEPS DAY SEVEN!! The First New LOST In Three Months!! What Say The Critics??


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The new "Lost" theme song. Sorta.
"Lost returns this week with a brand new theme song. Preview it exclusively on CollegeHumor!"


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FORTUNE Global 500 2006: Full list ranked by sales volume
You do not want to be in the auto business. Ford, GM and Daimler/Chrysler are all in the top nine, and between them took in more than a half trillion dollars last year - with no profit at all!! (Toyota did turn a profit.)

The Oil Companies kinda made up for it. The five largest oil companies combined for more than $100 billion in profits.

The top ten consists entirely of oil and auto companies except for Wal-Mart,

The weirdest numbers on the list? Vodafone took in 65 billion in revenues, and managed to post a 39 billion dollar LOSS on the bottom line.


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The worst love scene of all time
When I saw that they did not choose Lily Tomlin and Travolta in Moment by Moment, I though they must be schmucks. Then I watched the scene they chose, and now I have tip my hat to them. This is the worst ... Dr. Doom and Rosie O'Donnell. Caution, you're gonna need a whole bottle of Viagra after this, and you may need to have your puke-bucket nearby.


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Timberwolf moves on from Biel to Johansson
This guy beds more hot chicks than the Sealy corporation. Not sure why, exactly, but he's Hollywood's current King Stud.


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Paris Hilton's gal-pal Kim Kardashian just said her sex tape was not for sale, but Page Six is reporting that Vivid Video has purchased it for a million simoleons
They plan to release a DVD entitled Kim Kardashian Superstar on February 28th. "We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video . . . I've seen the video and it's really great. It has over 30 minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing . . . Apparently, the video was shot by Ray J about three years ago when he and Kim were in a relationship. Viewers will definitely get their money's worth."


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Courteney Cox refused to hire a body double to film racy sex scenes on her new TV show Dirt because she couldn't be happier with the way her body looks.


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Who loves ya, baby? Kojak "singing" If to some half-naked chicks.
Savalas had a beautiful speaking voice, but it's an incredibly creepy video.


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Frankie Laine sings the theme song to Blazing Saddles


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Young Ali Larter ("Heroes") nude in a Designer Imposters ad
Her greatest scene, of course, is wearing the whipped cream bikini in Varsity Blues. Ali is not only gorgeous, but has always had more talent than necessary for her projects, so I'm glad she's at least making a buck or two at it.


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Obama declares his desire to be the president - on the hit show 24
"Speaking to his loyal supporters on YouTube, Obama pointed out that 24 has already had not one, but two black Presidents, David and Wayne Palmer. "And the great thing is," Obama added, "both got elected without having to shlep through those whitey-white states of Iowa and New Hampshire."


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GALLUP: Rudy Giuliani is very popular among people who don't know anything about him.
Once Republicans are informed of his stances on abortion and same-sex union, their potential support for him drops dramatically.


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MovieJuice discusses the most important topic in today's world: Jessica Biel's Butt


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Depends Drops Astronaut Spokeswoman
"We are grateful for Ms. Nowak's past endorsement of our products, but this whole rabid-bitch-in-heat situation has convinced us of the need to go in another direction for the future."


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"Ben & Jerry's just might be exploring the idea of a Colbert-themed ice cream."
"... there's been a lot of experimentation with red, white and blue."


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Mystery man rescues trucker in I-90 pile-up


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Dumb.com "Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products"


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Russia's Equivalent to Air Force One
Actually the plane is now the back-up to the presidential plane, but was used extensively in the past, primarily by Yeltsin. The cost was $300m, including $40 million worth of ornate interior design - which is why you want to see the pictures.


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Hackers attack the internet at its root
"Hackers briefly overwhelmed at least three of the 13 computers that help manage global computer traffic Tuesday in one of the most significant attacks against the Internet since 2002."


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'Rawhide' singer Frankie Laine heads for some good vittles at the end of his ride.
He also sang the theme to Blazing Saddles. He was big in the post-war, pre-rock era.


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