Thursday, February 08, 2007

The Horrors of Pornography -Bug Eater 2: Cockroach-Eating Girl
Submitter wrote: "Somethingawful lives up to its name with this one. It's J-Porn (of course), The Horrors of Porn: Cockroach Eating Girl 2 (For God's sake - '2'!) Japan is unique among the nations of the Earth, for the amount of revolting sexual deviations they are able to create per hour. Seriously , make sure your Cialis bill is paid up for the next 5 months in advance before opening this page."


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Wacky or genius? - His "Invention sees through walls"


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The 25 most shameless paycheck-grabbing roles in history
There are some amusing comments, but it's difficult to take the list seriously since it doesn't include Al Pacino in Gigli!


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Anna Nicole Smith - outtakes from Skyscraper
"The editors had such a hard time getting any half-decent footage from Anna Nicole Smith's cavalcade of unintelligible stonededness that they decided to splice the worst of it together into one of the best things you've ever seen. Not only does she act like someone just startled her out of a deep sleep, but she cannot remember any lines whatsoever. Even three-word sentences spoken directly into her ear come out of her mouth sounding like a catatonic fish."


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Anna Nicole Smith found dead at 39 in a hotel room
Her high school class chose her "most likely to die young in a hotel room."

Well, they would have if she had graduated.

I've already formulated my theory. Always look to see who has the motive. Yesterday, every cable network was babbling non-stop about Nowak. Since Anna Nicole's death became public, you haven't heard one word about the crazy astronaut! Could Anna have been poisoned by someone wearing a diaper, hoping to take the media focus off herself? Only time will tell. Well time, and maybe space.


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Another preview of the Kim K sex tape


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Fifteen geek movies to see before you die


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Curious about the iPhone? Here's the skinny
And here's a demo video.


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Tinberwolf performs Dick in a Box live in Madison Square Garden


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This week's movies: the stinkfest continues.
So far in 2007 there has not been a wide release with more than 30% positive reviews. This week is no exception. Norbit is below 20% and Hannibal Rising is in the twenties, which sounds awful until you see it in perspective. The highest rating for any 2007 wide release so far is Smokin' Aces at 28%! Gee, I wonder why the box office is down from last year.


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The Weekend Warrior's analysis of the box office potential for the upcoming weekend
I wrote earlier that there has not been a good film released into mass distribution in 2007, and the trend continues this week with two more stinkers likely to take the top spots by default. Bottom line: the top twelve should pull in around 80 million clams - compared to 106 million on the comparable weekend last year. 'Nuff said


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My Box In A Box: The Movie


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Letterman's Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You
Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge

Poison Tang


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Have astronauts ever had sex in space?
"In space, no one can hear you moan."


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Thai woman takes wrong bus, returns home 25 years later
Big deal. We have the same phenomenon happen to people who get stuck in Dallas traffic. And they're not even lost. I've got an uncle who's been heading south from Plano on US 75 since 1983.


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JK Rowling Coy about Leaked Harry Potter Ending
"Yeah, there may have been a few tears. Part of that was due to the power outage we had around 1:30 a.m. the morning I lost about 152 pages and had to go back and re-write them. That sucked. But other than that the whole thing went smooth as shite through a goose."


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Jessica Alba without make-up
Shocking! She only looks about 10% better than everyone else.


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The What Monologues?
A Florida theater marquee censors the word "vagina" from the title of the popular play.


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The HD Trailer for Mr. Brooks
... a thriller about a serial murderer, starring some people who were really big in the 1980s.


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Disney's ad campaign for Tarabithia is "deliberately misleading"
Wow! It turns out the anal sex scene is not actually in the movie. Well, scratch that one off my list!

Seriously, the director says, "We don't really think that it's an appropriate way of selling the movie, but they're convinced that that's the way to get kids interested, and hopefully they will be positively surprised. If they are anticipating a Harry Potter movie, then we are in trouble. It is not a Harry Potter kind of a movie."


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Brilliant Scientist Trying To Get Word Out About Penis-Enlargement Breakthrough
Nobody seems to believe his e-mails


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Pirates GM Begins Making Frantic, Haphazard Moves After Realizing It's Almost Spring Training


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