Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Universal sues Perez Hilton Over Topless Aniston Photo
Here is the key fact: "Plaintiff believes that, during production or post-production for the Motion Picture, certain physical footage containing images of actress Jennifer Aniston was misappropriated and illegally copied."

Or, to put it another way, that image was the real deal, not a Photoshop job as many or even most of us believed!!!


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Frankenfight: Blu-ray vs. HD DVD, Formats Not Equal
Gizmodo analyzed 300 reviews and concluded: "Blu-ray titles were slightly, but definitely superior in audio playback. HD DVD titles had far superior standard def features and moderately superior hi def features."

It's good to know that the one format I'm not going to buy is slightly better than the other format which I'm not going to buy.


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The Dan Band sings Total Eclipse of the Heart

If you like The Dan Band as much as I do, here is their MySpace page, which has many more vids and songs.

All irony aside, these cynical fucks put on a great show. Check out the video of their Flashdance/Fame medley.


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Court battle over Anna Nicole Smith draws huge encampment of reporters.
As Ace Ventura would say, I've solved that pesky Anna Nicole death mystery thingie.

First of all: who had the most to gain from her death? Obviously the media.

Second: could it have been accidental? Obviously not. Murder is much better for ratings

Third, how can one determine which of the many media vultures is guilty? Hey, murder carries the death penalty. If caught, the killer could lose his life. I ask you, who has the least life to lose?

The only possible solution: Larry King killed her.

I hope they've dusted that hotel room for suspenders.


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Tara Reid Sings "Total Eclipse of The Heart"
I don't want to commit myself to this position, but this could be worse than Hugh Grant singing Pop Goes My Heart, Bill Shatner "singing" Rocket Man, Yoko Ono singing anything, or William Hung singing Achy-Breaky Heart

In all fairness, I think Grant is trying to be hilariously bad for comedic purposes. At least I sure hope so. Shatner and Hung are at least partially tongue-in-cheek, and Tara is only singing drunken karaoke, so I have to go with Yoko, who was really trying, as the all-time worst.



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The TOP 20 MOVIE FAT GUYS


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Maher: Bush is 'Gilligan who cannot find his ass'
This is a complete summary of Maher's controversial Leno appearance, with a link to a video. Bill can be very funny, but this really isn't humorous or even witty. It's just a rant.

Besides, I don't see how anyone can call the President a half-wit. He couldn't be any higher than 35-36%.


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How did the Duke rape case get so misreported and so mis-prosecuted
"What's unique about this case from Nifong, is you have perhaps the worst prosecutorial misconduct in the last decade, and people have been sent to jail for prosecutorial misconduct. With Nifong it's five or six very, very serious cases of misconduct in one case."

What most people don't understand is the almost universal incompetence of newspaper reporters. Right-wingers tend to mis-identify this as bias, but bias plays only a small very part. If you have ever had a story written about you, you know that the real problems are not bias, but laziness and stupidity. Most reporters don't understand the things they are reporting about, have no patience with nuance, and are generally too lazy to learn enough about the subjects to write a fair article. As a result, they end up writing stories that (1) are excessively sensational; (2) reinforce their own world-view.

This particular story is about one man who resolved to find out the real facts of the case and report them - on the internet. He was actually a history professor and a blogger, but ended up being the only true investigative journalist on the case until the mainstream media finally realized they were getting hosed.


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"Awesome Pics of Mexico City"
For once, I have to agree with the site's blurb. "Awesome" is not hyperbole in this case.


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13 Places To Watch TV Online for Free


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Top 10 Gmail tips and hacks


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Family Guy: Peter Feeds His Mogwai After Midnight, and it turns into the most horrible creature ever imagined.


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Wonder Woman on The Muppet Show
Too many muppets, not enough Wonder Woman!


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5 Freaky Muppet Videos


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The world's ugliest awards
As it turns out, Canada's Genie award is a salute to teabagging


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Sit Down Comedy With David Steinberg : watch the premiere episode (Jerry Seinfeld) online
It's kind of like Inside the Actor's Studio, except with entertainment and without pomposity


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Bird's Eye View of Famous TV Homes
Also Famous Lovers' Homes

and Famous Scary Homes


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Bonds swings into action -- literally
"Bonds pretty much stuck with the program through the early rounds of batting practice against Barry Zito and Matt Cain, until he showed about 200 half-bored spectators just why he's Barry Bonds and they're not. With absolutely no warning, Bonds turned on a pitch from Cain and launched it beyond the warning track, over the fence and onto a grassy knoll to the left of the right-field light tower."


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Extreme Makeover to Tackle Walter Reed
"We're going to strip out the carpeting, scrape up the mold and vacuum up the mouse droppings," Pennington said. "We have Arabic landscapers we're bringing in, and by the time they're done, it'll be like the soldiers are still over there, doing their duty. It'll be very therapeutic, and a very wonderful thing."


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"A US Air Force drill sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been removed from active duty."


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Sienna Miller caught topless in public again


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"There is a potential American Idol scandal brewing with contestant Antonella Barba regarding a topless beach photo taken with some of her friends. "
The picture in question accompanies the article, but you can't see jack


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Now THAT's sexy: "Britney Spears is back in rehab after claiming she shaved her head because she had lice."


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A Vegas TV station treks out to the desert to investigate Area 51


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Will Americans automatically vote against any characteristics
No problem for a Catholic, Jew, woman, black or Hispanic, but it starts to get tricky for multiple divorcees, Mormons, homosexuals and atheists. An atheist would have the most difficulty getting elected President, even more than a homosexual.

They should have asked about Islam and Hindu. That would be interesting to see.


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