Monday, February 26, 2007

"at a controversial theme park in Mexico, tourists can pretend to be an illegal migrant."


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MovieJuice looks at The Number 23
"I don't know why Carrey took this role, because it has Matthew Broderick written all over it."


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Pictures and videos from Oscar night


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MovieJuice recaps the Oscar Body Count 2007

"18 minutes pass before the first award. And it is ... drum-roll please ... for art direction! Way to glue an audience to their seats! On the way to a break, camera pans over Oscar announcers: What's a John Fontaine and Geena Tuttle? 21 minutes in. Jack Black and Will Ferrell in cute black tie song and dance bit. Last time I enjoyed one of these I think Dean Martin was on Donny & Marie. Minutes - hours - pass as I'm folding and cutting angels out of my play-at-home ballot. At least two thank-yous to God, but I don't think He's involved. After all, if He can create the world in six days he could certainly wrap up the Oscars in three hours."

"Enter the incredible Jerry Seinfeld who momentarily makes you imagine what the Oscars could have been if they had been hosted by Jerry Seinfeld."

A very good point. Seinfeld has exactly the right attributes - he's a highly successful insider who maintains a healthy disrespect that falls refreshingly short of contempt. He would be guilty of neither the fawning which polluted the DeGeneres performance nor the nastiness that sunk Chris Rock. He has precisely the same combination of factors that made Bob Hope and Johnny Carson so good as hosts. I agree with Mr Movie Juice. Draft Seinfeld!


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"A Texas prosecutor has decided not to press charges against a cadre of male adult dancers who were busted earlier this month at a Lubbock sports bar for dancing suggestively in front of 1100 female fans"
A fairly sensible decision given that they didn't break any laws!

Check out the mug shots. You may be surprised to see what these guys look like.


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Hole opens in Guatemala neighborhood, 3 missing
The reason to visit this link is to see the photographs


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Eddie Murphy Loses Oscar, Bolts From Show
"Eddie Murphy did not like losing the Academy Award for best supporting actor to Alan Arkin last night. He split the show - exit stage left! - as soon as Arkin's name was announced."


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Will Hugh Hefner get married this year?
Damned if I can think of any reason why he should. Talk about killing the goose that ... er ... laid ... the golden egg.


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Who is killing all of Putin's enemies?
My short list of suspects (1) Larry King (2) Howard K Stern (3) Putin.

Not necessarily in that order.


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Some nice braless action from La Lohan


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"Jason Alexander - who was married to Britney in 2004 - has revealed how the singer took part in drug and drink-fuelled lesbian romps and group sex with female dancers."
And he says he joined in. They were only married for a little more than two days, but those were 55 very wild hours.


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Apropos of the post below, David Soul singing "Don't Give Up On Us, Baby"


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Jerry Springer: The Opera! In full, starring David "Hutch" Soul as Springer.
Soul can sing (Remember "Don't Give Up on Us, Baby"?), but here he has the only non-singing role


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Beautiful new images from Rosetta's approach to Mars


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"In a stunning turn of events, everyone in the Anna Nicole Smith legal battle - except Howard K. Stern - was found dead."
I get it. It's Larry King's master plan - he kills everyone else and leaves Stern alive as his patsy! Larry gets a ratings bonanza until the end of his life, and Stern takes the fall. And with Stern under arrest, the police never even think to dust the crime scenes for suspenders. It's genius!


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With America rallying around him as a vaguely competent parent compared to Britney Spears, K-Fed says he is opening a national chain of branded daycare centers.


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OTHER CRAZY CELEBRITIES RECORD BENEFIT SONG FOR BRITNEY SPEARS
"Britney who?" asked Gary Busey after the recording session and while attempting to levitate in the nude.


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Correction: Jack Nicholson is actually bald because he has the lead in a new Howie Mandel biopic


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The Secret Life of Brian
A marvelous new documentary about the controversial 1979 Python film. It offers a little background on the Pythons, a history of the film's creation, and an overview of the reaction from fundamentalists.


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"Stallone has revealed his novel way to make his kids behave -threaten them with his old movies."

"If the kids are acting up, I'll say to them, 'Pack that in or I'll make you watch Tango and Cash or Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.' They soon start behaving."


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