Saturday, March 03, 2007

Daily Box Office for Friday, March 2, 2007
Wild Hogs exceeded all expectations with an opening day of $11 million. Zodiac did so-so. Black Snake Moan barely registered on the Richter scale. It was more like the ANDY Richter scale. (The one that measures Andy's career, not the one that measures his weight.)


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Obama's ancestors may have owned slaves
Shows you why America can be a pretty cool place. Obama, who looks like a black guy, is descended from slave owners. I, who look very white (I make Martin Mull look like Djimon Hounsou) am actually descended from slaves. Russia ended slavery almost exactly the same time as the USA. The Czar issued the Emancipation manifesto in March of 1861, but Russia was so big, and its fiefdoms so isolated and autonomous, that de facto slavery continued for many years after the official emancipation.


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The current funniest images


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No link, just an interesting stat for you baseball fans. On Jamie Moyer's 30th birthday, his lifetime record was 34-54, he hadn't pitched a major league inning in almost two full years, and his last 26 ML decisions were 6-20. Plus he was a 160 pound guy with an 82 MPH fastball.


What kind of odds do you think they'd gave given you if you wanted to bet he'd win 200 games?


His lifetime record is 216-166, which is not HOF level, but is not so very far off. Amazin'! Who knows? He may make it yet. Even though he's 44 years old, he has a multi-year contract! (Hey, it's not like he's gonna lose his heater.)


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Heartbreaking: 400 Pound 7 Year Old


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Here's one for Cheerleader Guy. Argentina has the right concept for cheerleader outfits.


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Actual headline: "Least Slutty Idol Antonella Barba Poses With Cheese Penis!"


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Plummer says not playing at all is better than playing for Tampa Bay
He makes a good point


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A List of Words Never Used in the Titles of Remotely Good Films.


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Cheney no longer wants to be referred to as the Vice-President
He will now be addressed by his formal titles: Lion of the Desert, Lion of Judah, The Lord's Anointed.

Also, when referring to him with a pronoun, one must use a capital letter. Er ... I mean "when referring to Him with a pronoun ... "

He is willing to make an exception for any reporter willing to call him "Big Dick."


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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace - Topless and Thong bikini at the beach
(model slash Big Brother contestant slash commercial spokesperson)


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Check out the entry for "Dinosaur" on Conservapedia


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At last, the answer for global warming
"A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change"

To his credit, he kept Canada's defenses impregnable from alien attack.

Note: the man was defense minister in the early sixties. I presume that was the NINETEEN sixties, but one cannot be certain.


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Husband Sells Wife's Kidney to Buy Tractor
Hey, it was a top-of-the-line tractor!

C'mon, she still has a kidney, and now she has a tractor as well. It's a win-win, considering that before the transaction she had to pull the plow.


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"Pop superstar MICHAEL JACKSON has confirmed his conversion to Islam, according to reports in the Middle East."
If you're keeping score at home, this marks the FOURTH time he has converted to Islam in this millennium.


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Coulter: "I Would Talk About Edwards But You Have To Go Into Rehab If You Use The Word Faggot"


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Cliff Claven to replace Big Pussy on Dancing with the Stars


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The Church Lady welcomes Hillary Clinton and Anne Heche


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Borat's first-ever appearance


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One more of Fats DOMINO, Jerry Lee LEWIS, Ray CHARLES, Ron Wood, and Paul Shaffer jammin'


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Fats DOMINO, Jerry Lee LEWIS, Ray CHARLES, Ron Wood, and Paul Shaffer jammin'


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The first Buffy comic has been made available online (.pdf format)


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Good news: Satan announces that he is now morally-neutral
While he continues his existence of seduction, temptation, blasphemy and foul depredation, he is now able to balance out his evil by purchasing Goodness Offsets


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