Monday, March 05, 2007

Dick Drops the N-Bomb ... AGAIN!!


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Microsoft Hit By U.S. Govt Ban On Windows Vista, Explorer 7, and Office 2007
"There appears to be no compelling technical or business case for upgrading to these new Microsoft software products. Furthermore, there appears (sic) to be specific reasons not to upgrade.


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A famous TV detective, the late Jerry Orbach, sings Try To Remember from the Fantasticks. He was the original El Gallo, way back in 1960!


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John Edwards Breaks Silence on Coulter's "Faggot" Barb


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The trailer for next year's likely Best Picture winner, Black Sheep


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Coldplay's new album will go STE (straight to elevators)


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Borat causes tourism boom in Kazakhstan!
"The central Asian republic, the ninth largest country in the world, was virtually a tourist-free zone until the film's success."


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"Super Scarlett dazzles in Paris"
Also with goth Olsen Twins


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Surreal film clip of the day: Johnny Cash impersonates Elvis


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Real headline: Teens accused of making ostrich impotent.
C'mon you can't sue just for making someone impotent. ABC wouldn't be able to keep The View on the air


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Today's Top 10 Billboard Campaigns
Well worth a look. Some creative stuff in there


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Kentucky Fried Hillary
Hillary Clinton talking with a kinda-sorta Deep South drawl


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Natasha Lyonne is not dead.


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A Direct "L.A. Confidential" Sequel?? Maybe


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CHRISTIANS SCRAMBLE TO RESURRECT THE RESURRECTION!
"But the final nail in the coffin is the inscription on one ossuary which reads: 'Fido of Nazareth, Dog of the Son of the Lord,' which statisticians say is 'a million-to-one shot, or seven million-to-one in dog statistics.'"


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The International Coalition for British Reparations
"Any student of world history will tell you that if he had to pick a single nation to pin all the world's troubles on, Britain is far and away the obvious choice. There is plenty of precedent of countries paying off their victims in cash.


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DISNEY EXECUTIVES DETAIL DIFFICULT PROCESS OF WRITING WILD HOGS
"We had to get a copy of the City Slickers script and then we had to go through it and every time it said 'horse,' replace that with 'motorcycle.'"


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BUSH TO RELEASE POWERPOINT DOCUMENTARY


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Jesus demands equal time from Discovery Channel
"Cameron thinks he's the 'king of the world?'" the son of God added. "Hey, Jim, good luck with that prostate check-up next week!"


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High School Student Council Passes Nonbinding Resolution
"In a move intended to send an 'unmistakably clear message' to Barstow County High School Principal Robert McCluskey, the school's student council approved by a vote of 22-3 during seventh period Monday a nonbinding resolution criticizing the principal's recent decision to install three extra hall monitors."


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Zodiac, as reviewed by the greatest of all film critics, Filthy
"As I watched director David Fincher's Zodiac, which is a long fucking movie, I kept thinking of Brian dePalma's The Black Dahlia. Both are true-crime stories about sensational killings where the murderers were never caught. Both follow the cops on the case. The difference is that The Black Dahlia sucked an old nun's ass and Zodiac is pretty fucking good."


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MovieJuice offers a smart-ass review of Wild Hogs
"It all leads to the Ultimate Confrontation where our heroes emerge righteous, transformed, and ready to tackle the few remaining years they have to live - and the even fewer they have to work."


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Kanye West, in NYC, orders take-out from the U.K.
Total take-out bill: $3900 plus airfare and accomodations


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"Dalai Lama to visit Irwins' zoo"
He's in Australia playing a little golf

Big hitter, the Lama


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Penelope Cruz: "Americans are really surprised to hear that an actress would accept being seen with a big backside"
Yeah, that's why Jessica Biel just spent months deliberately blowing her ass up to John Goodman size.

Also note that Penelope's gal-pal Salma Hayek has a big bum which American men seem to like just fine.


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Which cars are stolen most/least often?
Among new models, the most stolen are Cadilac Escalade and Dodge Ram Pickup

The least stolen is the Ford Taurus


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Sarah Michelle Buffy - Bikini in hot tub on vacation in Cabo, Mexico 3-02-07


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"Christina Ricci talks with Jimmy Kimmel while promoting the film Black Snake Moan."
She basically talks about making the film - which consisted of spending many weeks naked and/or chained to a radiator


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Two nude scenes from Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan!


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