Monday, March 19, 2007

British Airways Moves Dead Passenger to First Class Seat


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Former Idol Contestant Kimberly Locke Sings In A Bikini


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Tuna's latest project, La Petite Jerusalem, is in French, Hebrew, and Arab with burned-in English sub-titles. The DVD is PAL format, region-free. Get info through the American importer or click on the picture below.


Here is Tuna's review.

La Petite Jerusalem DVD aka Little Jerusalem (2005)


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Julia Louis-Dreyfus pulls a Britney (a funny version)


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Bad idea of the day: Patrick Swayze and Melissa Gilbert will star in a musical version of 'Little House on the Prairie.'


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Aussie Policewoman in Trouble Over Topless Pictures
Now with real picture action


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"Republican officials, operating at the behest of the White House, have begun seeking a 'possible' successor to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales"
In other news, the White House has been negotiating a contract with Japan to provide more swords to fall on


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Phil Spector Throws Trial-Watchers A Lesbian Hairdo Curveball
He went for the Ellen Degeneres look


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You still can't see Aleksandra Vujcic's nude scene in Broken English in a Region 1 DVD, but one American importer does carry the Region 4 PAL edition:
Broken English DVD Aleksandra Vujcic (1996)


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I didn't know this ... Jaimee Foxworth was in porn
She played the youngest child on Family Matters. Her nom de porn was "Crave." The pictures are from the timeless screen romance, More Black Dirty Debutantes 30. Like The Empire Strikes Back, this is a rare exception to the sequel rule, as it is generally considered superior to More Black Dirty Debutantes 29. There are some who say it is even up there with the legendary original Black Dirty Debutantes, which is rated 4.9 at IMDb. No, really, I looked it up! See for yourself.


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Exposed! Paris Hilton Caught Naked With Cee Lo From Gnarls Barkley!!
I don't know for sure either way, but this sure looks fake to me.


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One third of Iraq is doing OK - the part controlled by the Kurds


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Worst new search engine: Search With Kevin
"Every time you search the web you stand a chance of winning a prize from Kevin Federline. It's that simple."


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FilmJerk.com's Early Report for March 19, 2007
"The Early Report features the most detailed listings on the Internet of all films scheduled to be released in the upcoming six weeks, including actual and estimated screen counts, running times and ratings. This week's report covers 81 known new movies opening in theatres between Friday 3/23/06 and Friday 4/27/07, plus dozens more titles expanding their runs during this timeframe."


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Daniela Hantuchova, Tennis Beauty, Gets Firm Grip On Phallic First Prize
The article also includes Christie Kerr's famous "kissing the penis trophy" picture


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Lord Monckton challenges Al Gore to a televised debate on global warming
I hope he accepts, because this would be pretty cool. The arena of the glittering "Second Great Debate" would be the elegant, Victorian Gothic Library of the Oxford Museum of Natural History, which was the setting for the original "Great Debate" between the natural scientist T. H. Huxley and Bishop Wilberforce on the theory of evolution, following the publication of Darwin's Origin of Species.

Gore gets to choose the format of the debate, so he simply needs to allow a format that will enable him to bring experts with him and to allow for preparation time between counter-arguments. If the two men choose to make it so, this could be a sensible, reasoned debate on the issues rather then the usual screaming and spinning contests they have on American TV


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Lily Tomlin goes batshit on the set of I Heart Huckabees
David Russell blows up in the second video, and calls her a "cunt" in front of everyone.

Russell is the same director who fought constantly with George Clooney on the set of Three Kings.


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Kobe scores 50 or more for second consecutive game
Bryant became the first Lakers player with consecutive games of 50 or more points since December 1962, when Elgin Baylor did it in three straight games.


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The director of Cool Hand Luke has developed a permanent failure to communicate


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Lawyer bares breasts giving evidence in trial
It was filmed "for evidential purposes," but the witness was told, "We can promise you it won't appear on YouTube."


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The Smoking Gun: Carol Burnett v. "Family Guy"
(Including the complete lawsuit and the disputed clip.)


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Barack Obama introduces his campaign posters


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Hillary Clinton is Big Sister?
Here is the USA Today article about the video


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When Harry Met Sally - Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm to prove a point
(One of the most famous scenes in movie history.)


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Family Guy: Peter watches Dennis Miller Live


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The 10 Most Luxurious Vacation Rentals
"$35,000 to $40,000/day - The most expensive home on HomeAway includes a 48-foot yacht, full staff, a 24-seat movie theater, basketball, volleyball and tennis courts, 2 Hummers and a limo ride from the airport. Everything you need to get away from it all in style!


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TV Show Spin-Offs That Sucked
"Cheers hit a home run by spinning off Frasier, which became one of the most beloved American sitcoms ever. Not so much with the largely-forgotten initial attempt in 1987, The Tortellis. Take Carla's sleazy ex-husband Nick Tortelli, his beautiful, bubble-headed second wife Loretta, and a healthy dose of cheap Italian-American stereotypes, and you have the recipe for one of the worst mistakes in TV spin-off history."


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Letters home from the principal's office


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Forget the film, watch the titles
A website dedicated to the best opening sequences from films


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Women's topless protest for equal shirtless rights


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Unsurprising development of the day: Lindsay Lohan - no bra, open shirt


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Looks Like 'Bond 22' Will Indeed Be Direct Sequel to Casino Royale
"Since most Bond films have been stand-alone adventures, this should be another good way to shake (not stir) the formula."


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This is an actual headline from the L.A. Times: "Obama the 'Magic Negro'"

Barack the Magic Negro
was a happy Harvard boy
then toiled in the minor leagues
in a land called Illinois


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A-Rod has short circuited
"Even though Rodriguez would never say this (though having an unspoken thought would be an upset for him) he knows he was on his way to being called the best shortstop ever to play the game, and that he voluntarily stopped playing shortstop for a guy who has treated him like an outsider from the start."


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Letterman's "Top Ten Things Overheard At Osama bin Laden's 50th Birthday Party
'Death to these novelty candles that light again after you blow them out!'

'To fool United States Special Forces, we had the bakery personalize the cake 'Happy Birthday Debbie'

'I hope you don't already have season one of 'Who's The Boss?' on DVD


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Letterman's "Top Ten Other New York Times Allegations Against Al Gore"
"Real reason polar bears are endangered -- he's eating them"


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Letterman's Top Ten Signs Your Wife is Sleeping With Newt Gingrich
She starts buying black-market Vicodin for Rush Limbaugh

During sex, she screams provisions from the Contract With America

She's on the phone in the other room and all you can make out is 'Trent Lott' and 'Threesome'

There's a photo of them on NewtGingrichIsSleepingWithYourWife.com


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'Merlot' a No-No on Utah License Plate
"Glenn Eurick's 1996 Mercedes has had the license plate reading 'merlot' for 10 years. He says the plate never got a lot of notice until the Utah Tax Commission told him last week that ... "


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"Premonition is what you get when some hack who has seen Memento too many times makes a Lifetime Cable movie."
"From the look of her many variations on one expression, Bullock seems to be only a few Botox injections away from a mannequin. 'My dermatologist always reminds me - what’s the point in having a forehead if you can’t bounce a quarter off it,' said Sandy."


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Gotta Go Briefcase: The #1 Briefcase When You Have To Go #2


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VIACOM SUES TOILET MANUFACTURERS FOR PIRACY
"These companies have built their business by inducing consumers to get up off the couch and not watch commercials during our programs," said Viacom CEO Philip Domont.


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PEREZ HILTON'S INTERNATIONAL NEWS AFFAIRS BLOG FAILS
"Because of what I’ve written on my celebrity blog, I’ve had everything from Nicole Richie coming up and telling me to call her anorexic to her face, and I’ve had Tara Reid threaten to throw me in a pool at a party," said Hilton. "I wanted to get the very same attention from Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Pakistan’s suspended Chief Justice Iftikhar Chaudhry"


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'LOST' SPOILERS: MAJOR DETAILS REVEALED
Note: this is a satirical article, and the spoilers are not real.


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WHITE HOUSE SEEKS TO FIRE PROSECUTORS FROM TV'S 'LAW AND ORDER'


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Man says sex toy caused his erratic driving


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Films Clips from Sunday's epidsode of Rome (Rapidshare)
Three gorgeous women naked this week, with an especially strong effort from Alice Henley as Drusilla.


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Obese men less prone to suicide
Well, obviously. They can't stab themselves to death because the knife can't reach any vital organs. They can't do it with pills because they would need like eleven million horse tranquilizers. They can't jump off a cliff because they can't get up there. They can't drive their car into a wall because they can't fit behind the wheel. They can't drown because they're so buoyant. And they can't get depressed about being old and infirm because they don't live that long. They're doomed, like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day

All my mean kidding aside, experts in the field point out that "severely depressed people tend to lose weight while mildly depressed people gain weight."


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"Paintings portraying Jesus Christ as Mickey Mouse and Vladimir Lenin are prompting charges of abuse of religious symbols by Russian Orthodox Church leaders."


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