Monday, March 26, 2007

Completely obscene celebrity fake movies
Totally fake, totally dumb, but quite fascinating!


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Amazing UFO-shaped Complex to be Built in Moscow


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Adam Sandler and Don Cheadle sing Endless Love to each other


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Late Night Political Joke Update
"Rudy Giuliani, the Republican frontrunner, was in the news today. ... We thought Rudy Giuliani was [his third wife's] second husband. It turns out it's her third husband. In addition to this, Rudy's first wife was his cousin. And they say a New Yorker can't win in the South." -- Bill Maher

"This week Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue said he was skeptical about having his state apologize for its role in slavery, saying, 'Repentance comes from the heart. And when I looked deep in my heart, I realized I could really use some slaves'" -- Seth Meyers


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Cubs' Wood still on pace for season-ending injury
Kerry was a rookie in 1998 when he wowed us with a 13-6 record and almost 13 Ks per nine innings. Very impressive. Except for a touch of wildness, Kerry had one of the best debut seasons in pitching history. Nine full major league seasons have passed in the period 1998-2006, and Kerry now has only 71 wins. In the last two seasons he's averaged 35 innings pitched, two wins. A comeback is not impossible because he is only 29 years old, and he's already made one great comeback, but it seems to be getting less and less likely.


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Here's a video of the famous 1996 incident when Bjork, the eccentric Icelandic singer, went batshit on an interviewer in the Bangkok Airport


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Kim Kardashian Caps
For the curious: a quick summary of her sex tape in about 200 tiny frames.


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Personal vibrator disguised as a cellphone


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The Japanese really know how to sell an IPod
"Gwen Stefani is known for her elaborate, big budget music videos; but this clip featuring Japanese model Reon Kadena listening to Harajuku Girls in just her underwear and less, proves that sometimes less is more. You're not going to find a more Pavlovian iPod ad than this."


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Proof that strip-searching isn't all it's cracked up to be: Border Guards Stop Woman With Three Crocodiles Strapped to Body


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Tittle-Tattle: Quentin Tarantino Hit By Bob Dylan
"Maverick moviemaker Quentin Tarantino discovered Bob Dylan packs a punch when he agreed to step into the boxing ring with the rock legend. The director has been a member of Dylan's secret Los Angeles boxing gym, where stars like Will Smith and Gina Gershon fight, for some time"

Wait ... Bob Dylan has a secret boxing gym? I guess it's not a secret any more.

The first rule of fight club: don't talk about fight club.

The second rule of fight club: you can't tell anyone the first rule, because ... well, that would involve talking about fight club, wouldn't it?


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Scorsese, DiCaprio team up again
"In Wolf of Wall Street, DiCaprio would play Belfort, a Long Island penny stockbroker who served 20 months in prison for not cooperating in a 1990s securities fraud case involving corruption on Wall Street and in the corporate banking world, including mob infiltration. Bantam Books is to publish the autobiography in September."


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Anna Nicole Smith Died of Accidental Drug Overdose, No Foul Play
In particular, she was done in by the interaction of chloral hydrate with the other drugs in her system.


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"Bruce Willis celebrated turning 52 last week, and one of his presents was a makeout session with ... Courtney Love."
I hope he had his shots.


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Cubans love their rice and beans from Arkansas and North Dakota
" Since 2003, one country has been the main supplier of food to Fidel Castro's Cuba: the United States. Surprised? You have good company."


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Stalin billboards and TV ads removed in Ukraine
"Stalin is shown in grainy black-and-white footage being applauded by hundreds of party members as a dubbed-over voice says: "Those who don't pay for their heat should be punished!"

(Ukrainians view Stalin about the same way Jews view Hitler. It is the equivalent of a Hitler image threatening people in Tel Aviv who refuse to pay parking fines.)

The utility chief tried to spin it thus: "Stalin is used here not as a historical personality, but more as a symbol of inevitable punishment. Failure to pay for one's (utility) services is a serious wrongdoing," said Alexander Semchenko, deputy chief of the Donetsk City Heating Network Company.


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Venezuelan Government Seizes Land for Collective Farms
... because this has always gone so well in the past


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10 Strange Facts About Einstein.
I'm no expert on the subject, so just about everything in this article was new to me, and fairly entertaining as well.


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The 25 Best Movie Posters Ever
Matter of opinion, of course, but Premiere did a great job on this article. They included films from every era, famous and obscure, and the posters brought back a lot of memories.


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Rambo IV -- The First Pics Are Online


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Anna Nicole Smith Finally Reaches Her Target Weight


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"We held him to 43, by God," Warriors coach Don Nelson said.


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Keeley Hazell Nude Photo Shoot


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JUDD APATOW WINS BET HE CAN MAKE SETH ROGEN MOVIE STAR
"Apatow made the bet 7 years ago on the set of 'Freaks and Geeks,' which he executive produced, with the show’s creator Paul Feig. Apatow bet Feig at the time that he could turn any of the show’s cast members into movie stars in under a decade. Feig picked Rogen, an unknown, chubby young Canadian actor with a supporting role on the show."


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DON CHEADLE CAN'T STOP HELPING WHITE PEOPLE
"My doctors tell me I'm suffering from a severe strain of Morgan Freeman Syndrome and there is no cure," he said at a press conference.


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QUESTIONS RAISED ABOUT 3 JURORS IN PHIL SPECTOR TRIAL
"The three jurors in question look remarkably like O.J. Simpson, Robert Blake, and Michael Jackson, who were all able to beat criminal charges in their respective cases. Prosecutors are concerned that defense lawyers are illegally trying to fill the jury box with people who will be sympathetic to their side."


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West Side Zombie


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A clip from Idiocracy
A premise-intensive Mike Judge film. An average guy wakes up in the distant future to find a world so dumbed-down that he is now the smartest man alive.


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Google's hardware config in May, 1998


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High school senior writes a great response to MIT admissions dept.


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