Friday, March 30, 2007

Divine Interventions: a sure way to offend your religious friends


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Christians love chocolate and Jesus for Easter - but separately


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South Park kills off Queen Elizabath II


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URL says it all: MrDeity.com


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"... court records show a man charged with molesting a teen is actually a woman!"
In court today, Prosecutors revealed that Alexander Cross is actually a woman. Her given name is Elaine Cross, she legally changed it to Alexander. How did prosecutors find out Cross was a woman? After she had been in the Hamilton County jail for 10 days in January, someone noticed she was actually a female while she was taking a shower. She was immediately moved to female isolation."

The picture accompanying the article will demonstrate how such a mistake could be made. This chick makes Anne Coulter look as soft and curvy as Salma Hayek


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Gore mulling a presidential run in 2008 - as a third party candidate
This one mystifies me. Wouldn't this just split the left and guarantee a Republican victory? Why not just throw his hat in the Democratic ring and throw his support behind the nominee if he loses?


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Is this really Kelly Clarkson? I would not have recognized her
She was picked as #50 in FHM magazine's "100 Sexiest Women in the World, 2006." That was last year! How did she gain so much weight so fast?


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New Disney Ride Simulates Disney-ABC Merger
"I loved the part where they were integrating the databases," 9-year-old Pattie Dahm said. "And just when you thought it was all worked out, there was that system crash that lost tons of important corporate information and employee e-mail. It was so cool."

"The boardroom shake-up was really scary," Tyler James, 10, said. "I felt a little sick during the arbitrage part, but I still want to go again!"


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Darth Vader is watching you from the Washington National Cathedral
"Darth Vader was placed on the northwest tower with the other winning designs: a raccoon, a girl with pigtails and braces, and a man with large teeth and an umbrella."


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The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time
My rap name: Andre 2999. I was going to call myself Andre 3001, but I didn't want to get in a bidding war.


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Blockquote: "Dennis Miller visits Jon Stewart on the The Daily Show"


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Goofy in No Smoking


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Man resolves to watch the entire Criterion Collection.
He has interesting write-ups on each one, with screen caps.


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Daredevil condemned for escalator ski stunt
"A man who filmed himself skiing down the longest escalator on London's underground rail network has been branded 'dangerous, stupid and irresponsible."

Something like this:



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"Student punished for spaghetti beliefs"


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Late Night Political Jokes
"McDonald's has a new hamburger out. The one-third of a pound hamburger. ... I'm not saying it will clog your arteries, but they're calling it the McCheney.' --Jay Leno

'While you folks were applauding, Mrs. Giuliani remembered another marriage.' --David Letterman"


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Sosa ready to go, will play regularly


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Which is the star and which the wax replica?


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That Sanjaya dude has a really hot sister who works at Hooters
Beautiful girl. She looks like a Heather Graham, darker version.


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