Monday, April 02, 2007

Barbara Walters looks just thrilled with Rosie's affection


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McCAIN: "IT'S SAFER FOR ME IN BAGHDAD, THAN IN U.S."


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Notes to Carlos Zambrano for contract negotiations:
1. Get the ball over the plate

2. Except maybe when pitching to Adam Dunn


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Hillary Clinton - apparently auditioning to be a scream queen in case this whole politics thing falls through.


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50 Greatest Sports Moments of All Time


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The miracle on ice. (Another version, not Al Michael)


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Tara Reid's bikini almost fits


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Predicting the MLB season to come - today is opening day, thus mathematically eliminating the Royals


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McMahon and Trump appeared together this morning on TODAY
The video is on the top right


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Legos banned, because ...
"Into their coffee shops and houses, the children were building their assumptions about ownership and the social power it conveys -- assumptions that mirrored those of a class-based, capitalist society -- a society that we teachers believe to be unjust and oppressive"


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Beyonce Mini-Skirt on The Today Show


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Tourney: Who is the Hottest Deal or No Deal Model? Round 1


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ROSE MCGOWAN WEB GALLERY


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Vincent Gallo "casts his penis in plaster and hides the resulting objets d'art in weird, obscure places around the country."


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"The Hair Club for Men recently hired a private detective to videotape ex-clients as they entered a rival follicle replacement business "


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Awesome Movie Scripts and Screenplays


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The Trib will sell the Chicago Cubs at the end of the season
"Analysts estimate the Cubs could sell for $600 million or more."


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Headline of the day: "Chancellor acted on best advice - Balls"
(The UK's economic secretary to the Treasury is named Ed Balls or, as they call him in Spain, Eduardo Cojones.)


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ENTIRE CAST OF GEORGE LOPEZ SHOW DEPORTED
"The ABC sitcom George Lopez has been cancelled after federal agents raided the studio last week and deported the entire cast"

"When something like this happens, you have to ask yourself, 'Why George Lopez, who is very funny and likeable, and why not Carlos Mencia?'"


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DISTINGUISHED MALAKAR FAMILY OFFENDED BY CRITICISM OF SON SANJAYA
"We are a very successful family that own America's biggest telephone voting services company with major clients including the Fox network," said Malakar's father Vivek.


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CONTROVERSY ERUPTS AFTER COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF ABIGAL BRESLIN
"Abigail Breslin is young, but so ugly that I wouldn't even piss on her with R. Kelly's dick."

"This is not the first time Comedy Central has sparked a controversy over its roasts. Back in 2004, the network received thousands of complaints for roasting theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. Family groups are calling on Comedy Central to not air the Abigail Breslin show. The network has not commented on the controversy, but insiders say Comedy Central is already going ahead with plans for its next roast, which will spotlight Elizabeth Edwards."


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Dateline Hollywood - EXCLUSIVE DETAILS FROM BRITNEY-KEVIN DIVORCE AGREEMENT
Interestingly, the agreement requires Britney to keep the hair on her head longer than her pubic hair.


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Movies.com: Which Celeb Should You Date?
After all that work, it turns out that my ideal celebrity date is Big Paulie Sorvino

The real result was Penelope Cruz. Y'know, if I received notification that I would be escorting a glamorous female celebrity to the Oscars, my first thought would be "Don't let it be Penelope Cruz." That either tells you something about the quiz or about me. I'm not sure which.


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URL absolutely does NOT say it all: mofo.com
MoFo is a plush-carpet international law firm, more than a century old, with roots in Northern California. Don't bother clicking on it unless you are interested in the IPO of China's leading fruit and vegetable producer.


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Pompoms, Pyramids and Peril - from the New York Times
"Emergency room visits for cheerleading injuries nationwide have more than doubled since the early 1990s, and the rate of life-threatening injuries has startled researchers"

I know what you are thinking. Two things wrong with that. First, it is not from the April First edition. Second, the New York Times will not hire anyone with a sense of humor. This story is the real deal.


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The Fab Faux were on the David Letterman Show Feb 9,2007 celebrating the anniversary of the Beatles appearance in the Ed Sullivan Theater.


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15 great celebrity quotes about sex.
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush


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Movie Babe of the Day: Jenna Fischer in Blades of Glory


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Whatever happened to ... The Dynamite Kid?
In the 80s he was half of The British Bulldogs tag team, and was known as the toughest sonofabitch in the business. Today he is wheelchair-bound. His left leg was amputated.

The most impressively athletic match I've ever seen was between Dynamite and his buddy Randy Savage, two crazy-tough guys in top condition, both with legitimate athletic skills.


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Complete WrestleMania 23 results
Holy shit! Ric Flair is still wrestling? What does the old coot do, keep kids off Vince McMahon's lawn?


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WrestleMania 23 - McMahon gets his head shaved
... as expected, but Trump gets involved in the match and takes some punishment


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"A new piece of art showing Senator Barack Obama as Jesus Christ is now on display at the School of the Art Institute of Chicago."


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"Blades of Glory" UNCENSORED with WILL FERRELL & JON HEDER (Not safe for work)


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The best sci-fi film of all time is: ... (can you guess which film won this poll?)
I wouldn't have guessed it right if I had tried all day.

I'll give a bunch of hints: it is none of the following: Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Blade Runner, Planet of the Apes, The Matrix, Alien, Aliens, Metropolis, Forbidden Planet, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Terminator, Terminator 2, Children of Men, Donnie Darko, Back to the Future


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Chazz (Will Ferrell) explains his tattoos in Blades of Glory


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